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imlam.bsky.social
Just a guy with thoughts and time to scroll.
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Omg Monique I’m shooketh #rhop

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It’s official! Monique is returning for season 10 of "The Real Housewives Of Potomac" Read more: people.com/monique-samu... #RHOP

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

Can someone explain to me how tables get wobbly

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I love a good stripe

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I feel som much better

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The pitt in my stomach rn 😓

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It’s been a downer of a day sigh

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Naomi says bullying works lol

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Just danced my ass off

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There’s a group arguing about whether their friend is a Capricorn or not. This is the type of dialogue I live for and will eavesdrop wholeheartedly

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

This is where I am at mentally.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

I didn’t even know it was the Preakness today until I went to the bar

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All the ups and down

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Sometimes

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Why am obsessed with dress to impress. It’s sick haha

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I’m watching another sex and the city analysis again because… yeah lol

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Just checking in y’all

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

This is hellish dude

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Every day I wake up to the news

submitted 75 days ago • 106 comments

So it’s not an April fools joke huh

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Finally settling into the role more

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Y’all we made into spring

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I just read that “pizza is a food group” on a bathroom wall so it must be true

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Wholesome Will and Ashley again 🥹❤️🥰

submitted 90 days ago • 4 comments

I could watch recaps all day

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Stop listening to podcast & relationship coaches, matter fact drop most of what you’ve heard. Yes you need boundaries, but ultimately a relationship is an understanding between two ppl at its most basic level. Figure out what that looks like for you & do it. If it don’t work, restructure it.

submitted 92 days ago • 7 comments

Baltimore…I see you.

submitted 92 days ago • 3 comments

I’m feeling a nap coming through

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Sorry y’all, I am blessed an highly favored

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Loving not going out to a cold front these past few days

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Had my first day at my new job yesterday it went actually perfect

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Abracadabra is so good

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Good morning ☀️ #BunnySky

submitted 99 days ago • 6 comments

Yupppp

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The world is kinda going to shit rn 🫤

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I really do like it over here on Bluesky

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Damn I logged on today and saw that it was a helluva day. What I miss?

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Uncle Johnny made my dress

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ANOTHER WIN FOR THE BISEXUALS TONIGHT 🤼‍♂️

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

I have such a migraine ughh

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We fixed the couch and it only took about 4 hours. This included going to the hardware store 💪🏾

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Listening to mayhem

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Today in biology class we were dissecting an eye. I kept thinking of jokes but they were getting cornea and cornea.

submitted 101 days ago • 59 comments

I might be getting my couch fixed today. The frame broke and it was a mess but I have some handy friends lol

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High tides

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Dammit now I want to get this game again haha

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment