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Mostly harmless. Quite mundane. I'll probably mention horror/horror adjacent movies.
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I nearly drank a slug. It sneaked into my beer. I spat it out and it was still alive so I popped it gently in the garden. I checked online and, as far as I can tell, they're slimy but not toxic unless you're allergic which it seems I am not. Fuck my life!

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

I know the UK's NHS has issues but after today's emergency with hubby I talked to/met so many kind people in the service who went above and beyond to help at no up front cost to ourselves. Hubby will be fine. Thank you NHS. I love you.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I've had 'unauthorised activity' on my Amazon ac as in they signed me up for USA Prime when I don't have USA ac and they're all 'go to your American account and cancel'. I DON'T HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCOUNT!. Now i have to cancel ALL my cards and reset ALL my passwords for EVERYTHING. Urghh!

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

I scrolled through the news feed and I should not have done. It's a shit show right now. I'm going to need beer.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

What a beautiful tribute ❤️ Rest in peace, Michelle.

submitted 81 days ago • 28 comments

Got ripped off by #Viagogo like an idiot. Clicked the first link. They charged me in euros. Didn't do the conversion. TWICE the face value. No guarantee there's even a ticket. - I got two real tickets to see her in Dublin. Dodgy ticket passed to a local London person for free. Fk u Viagogo. FK YOU!

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

If it honks like a goose and steps like a goose it's almost certainly a goose.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Helped to dig a sheep out of a snow drift yesterday. The same sheep has jumped into a different snow drift and got stuck again. There's 4 blokes digging and swearing so loud at the sheep I can hear them indoors.

submitted 130 days ago • 1 comment

#horror Truth or Dare 2018 - I once read a review that said this was THE worst horror movie of 2018 which, having watched it on Netflix this afternoon, I think is a little harsh. It wasn't great by any means but it was a reasonable watch on the TV for a snowy Wednesday afternoon. I didn't hate it.

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

Stupid tax returns are stupid. Leaving until the last minute stupider.

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

I broke my snow shovel. It's a disaster. Well ... it's mildly inconvenient. I was exaggerating for effect

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

I've run out of the nice Christmas chocolates. There's only the hard toffee, and the coconut ones, left. Running dangerously low on cheese. It must be January.

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

I watched Terrifier 3 last night. Art was, of course, great and the practical gore effects were fantastic but for all that I thought it fell flat. The characters were so one dimensional that I found it hard to care about any of them and the plot bordered on non existent. #Horror

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

Today, like most normal people, I woke up pissed off with my government. What I didn't do is decide to drive my car into a random selection of Christmas shoppers because I was pissed off with my government. Wtf is wrong with these people!

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

So far today I've mostly been shouting TWAT at assorted people on the tv news.

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

Should be doing Christmas prep because omg is it getting close in the window. Instead I'm on Quora answering an Americans question about Prince Harry and Megan Markle FFS! - AND now I'm here. - Would anyone like a slice of extreme procrastination?

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

#horror. My favorite Christmas horror movie. 'A Christmas Horror story' 2015. - An anthology of Christmas themed tales held together by Captain Kirk (W Shatner) playing an increasingly drunk radio DJ. A bit funny, a bit gory, a bit scary. Nothing too cerebral. A neat twist at the end.

submitted 160 days ago • 1 comment

Kirstie Allsopp is on my banned Christmas tunes list. I'm sure she's a nice person but she's over there decorating homemade jams with leftover ribbon (WHO HAS THAT?) and I'm over here trying to muster the enthusiasm to get the plastic tree decs out of the loft.

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

The stupid form is in its envelope. Now for the waiting.

submitted 162 days ago • 2 comments