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No I think I will continue to be relentlessly unkind to myself thank you very much

If you are new to bluesky. Search doesn’t work. So you can’t have a user name and term and get results. There are no dms. There is no video support. But the owner isn’t a white nationalist who has pledged to defund counseling for children while trying to destroy protective institutions so…

Remember, if you're preparing Eggs Benedict for breakfast on Christmas morning, make sure it's served on a shiny silver dish. Why? Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

I think I can say with a clean conscience I’m not a shameless biden shill but to me the main reason you vote for him is the opportunity to vote for somebody better in 2028 will not exist if he loses

One more of Thunder Bun Bun: Crusher of Evil, Smasher of Problems.

BRB, moving to Norway

When I say I'm a sagittarius, I mean this guy specifically:

The Ancient of Days, by William Blake, 1794, 📸 by @abbykeenan3

Blonde Affleck aside, The Last Duel is a decent movie.

Maybe it's because I grew up exposed to early scripted "reality" TV (Jay Walking, Real World, Taxi Cab Confessions, David Blaine, lonelygirl15, etc...) but my default assumption is that all viral Tiktok and AITA subreddits are 100% fake until proven otherwise.

I don’t know who needs to know this, but if you are a “holistic” ( add profession here) you are literally not that profession

found my outfit for Christmas Mass

Please express your feelings through meme format today (the healthiest way to express one's feelings)

hey Bluesky work is slow, made this

I feel bad for satire and comedy writers right now because they have to think of sitcom plot lines and jokes more wild than what we're living through right now and I know that can't be easy.

Me: I just got selected so we need to mod my orders so I can get frocked before I PCS next month. Monitor: sure thing. I'll get it done this week --3 weeks later-- Me: sooo those orders modified yet? Monitor: why would I modify your orders?

It's not too late. There's still time to watch Over The Garden Wall before winter officially starts.

At Target, two elementary school teachers in front of me are buying lots of max strength cold/flu meds, and exchanging stories, in between coughs, about how everyone at work and so many kids are sick. Neither are wearing masks.

This is your weekly reminder that "Sword of The Stranger" has perhaps the best animation, fight choreography, and action cinematography in existence.

Browns AND Bengals doing good this year? FALSE. It's just Ohio propaganda and I will not tolerate it. WALE UP SHEEPLE

One song that will make me cry every time all the time? youtu.be/1umEXpGHc0E?...

UNITED NATIONS (AP) — US vetoes UN resolution backed by vast majority of Security Council demanding an immediate cease-fire in Gaza.

linktr.ee/Purrinink 🐈‍⬛🖤

Gen Z to Gen A: Back in my day we had to eat actual laundry detergent. Tide Pods. You kids have it so easy with this Panera Lemonade

Me and who

the 2020s in America is just a blur of active shooters and broken weather records

“nepo baby” discourse tends to focus on a few people with famous parents because that’s easier and more cathartic than considering mass class stratification at point of entry to most artistic fields

Family friend gave the baby a bag of old toys from when we were kids, and friends I went on a JOURNEY before realizing this was Snuffleupagus

"A master carried from Georgia, his slave, Patrick, to Ireland and there died." limerick1914.medium.com/american-sla...

Reminder: these “disclaimers” in an account bio mean, respectively, “the entire purpose of this account is to steal other people’s work” and “we don’t care who they are”. I don’t know why such accounts are allowed here. Don’t follow or promote content theft accounts. They make the internet worse.

Does this count as "serving cunt"?

This is what you get when you put the fox in charge of the henhouse emergency committee. Dooooomed.

The lighting is surprisingly good.