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Finally watched Adult Swim's Uzumaki and it's not even half as bad as I'd heard. In fact, overall I think it was on the side of good.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I'll look it up in the morning, I'm not a total luddite. But where on earth did the kids pick up 'vittles'? I'm getting the context that it means, ostensibly, 'food' but I'm having trouble if it is some blend of delicious vs nutritious

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

I feel like there has been no point in which Millennials have been regarded as cool by any demographic apart from ourselves. Literally my entire high school and college years, the generations before were derisive at us and to hear this is coming from the generation after us is of no consequence.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

It's the third time this year I've gotten to work and realized I didn't have my wallet and I'm worried something is wrong with my brain

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Look, I can't control my brain or why it suddenly thought of the idea of Ludwig von Beethoven as a cicada but sometimes it's nice to think of nonsense.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

If you need to recycle your HP cosplay, just draw a black line on your face and now you're in Mashle.

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Political cartoon idea: Moses (with tablets, setting the scene at Sinai) speaking with another man, a statue of a calf can be seen behind him. "Listen, I'm not a fan of the golden calf either, but I felt like the people making the idol had some interesting economic policies."

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

I need help workshopping this joke about a turkey with a controversial opinion and the punchline is "Baste."

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

Girl Scouts are discontinuing smores?!?!

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

The internet has claimed this and we are never getting it back. For the record: 1) The text comes from my book KAIBYO: THE SUPERNATURAL CATS OF JAPAN 2) The image is by artist Noguchi Tetsuya - Warrior takes an armored cat for a walk; 着甲武人猫散歩逍遥図, (2014). Neither of us are credited.

submitted 113 days ago • 7 comments

Listen, if you pronounce .gif with a hard G because of Graphics, I'm gonna need you to start pronouncing DOGE like 'Dougie' or I'm gonna start causing some problems.

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment