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Hellthread cofounder. Featured in Huffington Post, Rolling Stone and Reuters Call me Fin. they/them
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Need pussy from my dick

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

(misheard you when you said you wanted to try a stepsis thing in the bedroom) hey babe, i am experiencing organ failure

submitted 3 days ago • 14 comments

you can’t really make fun of someone’s sex tape because it means they’re getting laid and they had the guts to put it on video. how would you feel if everyone was talking about a recording of you in the getup you put on. how many zoomers would even know who the california raisins were

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

I hope Elon says "time to get the hell out of DOGE" in the press conference today

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

My uncle is an ai programmer, one of the best. We were huddled together behind the rubble of a cathedral, dodging robodog patrols. And I asked what it would take to make ai that didn't start a global war and murder everyone. I will never forget his answer… 'We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.'"

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

#TacoBellGrindset

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

alright who's got the Glenn Greenwald sex tape? I'm trying to jork my peanus over here

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

From the Associated Press: Tariff uncertainty is leading to empty shelves. Wal Mart and Target warn that dick flattener prices are set to skyrocket in the coming weeks

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I have been logged out of my toothbrush.

submitted 4 days ago • 718 comments

i asked the shady off brand chinese e-cig supplier where i get shady off brand chinese e-cigs if the tariffs would raise their prices and they said “no. we just write metal tube on shipping label” hell yeah dude

submitted 4 days ago • 15 comments

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submitted 5 days ago • 42 comments

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submitted 6 days ago • 59 comments

A soutty social media site that shows it's holes can get 1,000 likes. Can we get even more likes for an even sluttier, dying one? Reskeet to say Amen

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

#Smokefleet

submitted 6 days ago • 22 comments

The Bluesky fandom is dying. Repost if you're a real skeeter

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The Bluesky fandom is dying. Repost if you're a real skeeter

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

smells like upbitch in here

submitted 9 days ago • 8 comments

I have traveled back from the future to save humanity. The only thing that can save our world from destruction is to steal your posts

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Biden Faces Mounting Pressure To Let Younger Democrat Battle Cancer

submitted 14 days ago • 123 comments

This is still probably my favorite piece of work I’ve ever done, and it got me my very own snopes article lol

submitted 14 days ago • 21 comments

I made an inspirational greeting card with a spinning Ken Masters. So to all those frustrated out there: "Don't give up because I am... Shoryuken do it!"

submitted 15 days ago • 136 comments

this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. I'm buying a single pair of pants btw

submitted 14 days ago • 8 comments

my husbands wants me to “stop using the blue deodorant” because “the red rings around my armpits look painful”

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments