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If only I paid any attention to ABC News so I could now partake in a boycott over this.

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It’s Pride Month again? Have a happy one!

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TikTok trends. Bare beating. Mewing. Someone please find a way to put me in stasis until either all this dumb shit is behind us or society has irrevocably imploded on itself.

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Based on no evidence or having watched any MLB this season, aside from a couple of innings, I’m ready to make my World Series prediction. It’ll be Red Sox v Reds, Sox in 6.

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I was just laying on my back on the floor with my 4 yo up in the air on my legs so he was “flying” like Superman. “Where are we flying to?!” Thinking he’d say something like Spain, where his grandparents live. “The grocery store! I need popsicles!”

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“What is the current month?” “Do you mean what quarter?” Oh I feel that. #Severance

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Jump to the jam boogie woogie jam slam.

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You’re probably not so important that you need your phone on you at all times. (A reminder to myself, and to you as well, perhaps).

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DoorDash keeping the “Arriving on-time” message while constantly changing the time is kinda scummy.

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I used ChatGPT to diagnose and fix my new mini-split unit and I’m now ready for my HVAC license.

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@alexcoxfm.bsky.social I for one appreciated and laughed out loud at your “throwing up signs” quip on Do by Friday. Well played. 👏

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Pretending to be terrible at hide and seek is one of my favorite parenting hacks. A nice 5 minute pause on the couch while occasionally announcing, “Where could they be? I’ve looked everywhere!” Meanwhile the giggles come in loud and clear from the closet.

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I hope that the individual responsible managing Apple's app store ecosystem experiences an itch on their back that remains just out of reach at all times.

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@hotdogsladies.bsky.social Thank you, yes! I’ve said it many times. Whoever came up with the phrase “terrible twos” never raised a kid past the age of two. #DoByFridayAfterShow

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Someone broke time. It’s been the 6am hour for the past 20 hours. #parenting

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I put pizza in front of my 3 year old for dinner and he hits me with, “Where’s the fruit and vegetables?” It’s like he thinks he’s better than me or something. 🙄

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The scene in S1E4 of Severance where Dylan mentions he heard a baby crying and Helly mentions she heard an angry, mumbling, old man in the break room makes a whole lot more sense now.

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“You can’t have a party without cookies and donuts!” - my 7 year old, wise beyond his years, planning his mom’s birthday.

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My 7 year just asked if there was toothpaste when I was born. BRB, gonna go research retirement homes.

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Ms. Casey to me: “Your outtie purchases too many groceries at the store without using a cart and has sore deltoids as a result.” “You sure he’s not hitting the gym too hard?” “That’ll be 10 points off and the end of this wellness session.”

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Want a useful nonfiction book summary? Try this ChatGPT prompt: “Break down the concepts in [Book Name] by [Author] using the Q/E/C model.” It outlines the book’s key Questions, supporting Evidence, and the author’s Conclusion.

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My 3 year old calls the planet closest to the sun “Marjorie” and The Rock’s character in Moana “Molly.” ❤️

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The team-up nobody saw coming. youtu.be/-vNS62f-ino digg.com

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@previewd.bsky.social You guys are great; funny and sincere. I’m glad to see you’re doing a collab with @omn1media.bsky.social. 🙌

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Hey, if Dave’s Hot Chicken shows up under “Healthy” in DoorDash, who am I to argue?

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Kid’s melatonin includes a warning to not drive or operate machinery while taking it. Got that, little Johnny? Hands off the tractor!

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Where do I sign the “William Zabka for the Emmy” petition? #CobraKai

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Ordered a pizza for me and my son. I went downstairs to the lobby to wait for the delivery, and when the guy came in to hand me the pizza, my mouth wanted to say “Take care” but my brain wanted to say “Thanks a lot” so it came out “Takes a lot!”

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