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innocentlb.bsky.social
Blogger, primarily of the sexy kind. Enthusiastic about soft porn, video games, books and more soft porn. Also possibly really nice if you look very carefully. Pronouns: He / Him
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Help me out, social media! Does anyone remember a storyline in a soap opera where a guy was kidnapped, gagged and almost almost drowned in a vat of COFFEE BEANS? Possibly Corrie, Emmerdale, Brookside...? Don't think it was EastEnders. Any leads? All I remember is it happening!

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I was a bit disappointed at #WalkingWithDinosaurs2025 last night. The original version I loved - presented like a nature documentary with Branagh's smooth narration. This one, punctuated by shots of modern humans doing archaeology, is nothing like it. It shouldn't be called WWD.

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Welcome, watchers of illusion to the castle of confusion! Phase with us now, as this is the time of adventuring. Even now the dungeon of deceit awaits, and the catacombs beyond...

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Aria? Aria, come in? Hello? ... What is she doing? (Escape from Pleasure Planet) #spq

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They really have. Or my stepsister. I'm into neither, really. The algorithm appears to think it's my sole interest.

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If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky

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10/10 The semi-colon makes a break; you use another clause after one. If you're averse to conjunctions or transition words, you may enjoy using them.

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[1st date] (thinks) dont let her know youre a 1990 cracktro her: so what do yo- me: PARADOX PROUDLY PRESENTS J M S O D A E P N UNLIMITED LIVES OFF UNLIMITED MACKEREL OFF SADDAM FEARS PARADOX PRODUCTIONS!! GET EM BOYS!!

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Post a robot that isn't from Star Wars or Transformers.

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Tell me More than two weeks Track your number down... innocentlb.com/2025/05/11/s... #softpornsunday

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Happy birthday, tall person. This is my dear departed cat, Willow. She is sitting on my bed about 3.47 picoseconds after I finished changing the sheets. I'd just brushed all the cat hair off and she EMERGED FROM HAMMERSPACE and assumed the position.

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And all the broken bottles by the side of the road sparkled like diamonds in the sand... (Emmanuelle in Wonderland / Sex Tales - deleted scene) #spq

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Since we still appear to be riding this trend...

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Nope, didn't see it coming.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Stephen Mulhern.

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In honour of #StarWarsDay I really should be adding to my Jar Jar collection. I can't really afford to right now, and merch is hard to find... maybe in the future.

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Let's go do a star war! #StarWarsDay

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i love it when the universe gives me a sign

submitted 28 days ago • 16 comments

White Rabbits!

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We did it! We got a piece of the magic yarn!

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It's quite clear what this post is about, but I'm fairly sure none of you will get the connotations of its title.

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My boyfriend the eccentric. (Femalien 2) #spq

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Got up early enough, for sure, but my Über app kept crashing so I couldn't make it to church. My church livestreams, so I'm watching it, but it's not quite the same... Nevertheless, happy Easter! Jesus lives! ✝️

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Get it signed

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Trans rights are human rights. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

In any case, I would have posted this sooner if I hadn't been stressing about where to put the glist.

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Is anyone else having massive issues with adding images to @wordpress.org posts? I used to be able to drag and drop, then resize... now they won't show up as anything except a tiny thumbnail, except if they're in a block of their own! Graaaaaaargh!

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing like 12 hours of sleep to make you feel like you need 12 more

submitted 46 days ago • 5 comments

I will admit it has been YEARS... but I finally got around to visiting @vaginamuseum.bsky.social. It's very chill and fascinating, you know, if you want to know about vaginas.

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

This could have been a blog post about my penis. BUT IT ISN'T. I'm sure that's a relief.

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