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Blogger, primarily of the sexy kind. Enthusiastic about soft porn, video games, books and more soft porn. Also possibly really nice if you look very carefully. Pronouns: He / Him
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Well... this could have been easier, less sore, less painful, less delayed... ...but, nevertheless, I am finally Manchester-bound. #ILBOnTour

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

submitted 8 days ago • 23 comments

For @sexblogofsorts.bsky.social (and everyone else who likes erotic fiction in which basically nothing happens)

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I. AM. *c r y i n g* 😆 “Stripping but for nerds” omfg 🤣

submitted 7 days ago • 97 comments

You get a prize if you actually recognise what the title of this post is.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Help me out, social media! Does anyone remember a storyline in a soap opera where a guy was kidnapped, gagged and almost almost drowned in a vat of COFFEE BEANS? Possibly Corrie, Emmerdale, Brookside...? Don't think it was EastEnders. Any leads? All I remember is it happening!

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

I was a bit disappointed at #WalkingWithDinosaurs2025 last night. The original version I loved - presented like a nature documentary with Branagh's smooth narration. This one, punctuated by shots of modern humans doing archaeology, is nothing like it. It shouldn't be called WWD.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Welcome, watchers of illusion to the castle of confusion! Phase with us now, as this is the time of adventuring. Even now the dungeon of deceit awaits, and the catacombs beyond...

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Aria? Aria, come in? Hello? ... What is she doing? (Escape from Pleasure Planet) #spq

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

They really have. Or my stepsister. I'm into neither, really. The algorithm appears to think it's my sole interest.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

10/10 The semi-colon makes a break; you use another clause after one. If you're averse to conjunctions or transition words, you may enjoy using them.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

[1st date] (thinks) dont let her know youre a 1990 cracktro her: so what do yo- me: PARADOX PROUDLY PRESENTS J M S O D A E P N UNLIMITED LIVES OFF UNLIMITED MACKEREL OFF SADDAM FEARS PARADOX PRODUCTIONS!! GET EM BOYS!!

submitted 406 days ago • 27 comments

Post a robot that isn't from Star Wars or Transformers.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Tell me More than two weeks Track your number down... innocentlb.com/2025/05/11/s... #softpornsunday

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Happy birthday, tall person. This is my dear departed cat, Willow. She is sitting on my bed about 3.47 picoseconds after I finished changing the sheets. I'd just brushed all the cat hair off and she EMERGED FROM HAMMERSPACE and assumed the position.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

And all the broken bottles by the side of the road sparkled like diamonds in the sand... (Emmanuelle in Wonderland / Sex Tales - deleted scene) #spq

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Since we still appear to be riding this trend...

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Nope, didn't see it coming.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Stephen Mulhern.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

In honour of #StarWarsDay I really should be adding to my Jar Jar collection. I can't really afford to right now, and merch is hard to find... maybe in the future.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Let's go do a star war! #StarWarsDay

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

i love it when the universe gives me a sign

submitted 36 days ago • 16 comments

White Rabbits!

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

We did it! We got a piece of the magic yarn!

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

It's quite clear what this post is about, but I'm fairly sure none of you will get the connotations of its title.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

My boyfriend the eccentric. (Femalien 2) #spq

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Got up early enough, for sure, but my Über app kept crashing so I couldn't make it to church. My church livestreams, so I'm watching it, but it's not quite the same... Nevertheless, happy Easter! Jesus lives! ✝️

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Get it signed

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment