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Blogger, primarily of the sexy kind. Enthusiastic about soft porn, video games, books and more soft porn. Also possibly really nice if you look very carefully. Pronouns: He / Him
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You get a prize if you actually recognise what the title of this post is.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Help me out, social media! Does anyone remember a storyline in a soap opera where a guy was kidnapped, gagged and almost almost drowned in a vat of COFFEE BEANS? Possibly Corrie, Emmerdale, Brookside...? Don't think it was EastEnders. Any leads? All I remember is it happening!

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I was a bit disappointed at #WalkingWithDinosaurs2025 last night. The original version I loved - presented like a nature documentary with Branagh's smooth narration. This one, punctuated by shots of modern humans doing archaeology, is nothing like it. It shouldn't be called WWD.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Welcome, watchers of illusion to the castle of confusion! Phase with us now, as this is the time of adventuring. Even now the dungeon of deceit awaits, and the catacombs beyond...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Aria? Aria, come in? Hello? ... What is she doing? (Escape from Pleasure Planet) #spq

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

They really have. Or my stepsister. I'm into neither, really. The algorithm appears to think it's my sole interest.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

10/10 The semi-colon makes a break; you use another clause after one. If you're averse to conjunctions or transition words, you may enjoy using them.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

[1st date] (thinks) dont let her know youre a 1990 cracktro her: so what do yo- me: PARADOX PROUDLY PRESENTS J M S O D A E P N UNLIMITED LIVES OFF UNLIMITED MACKEREL OFF SADDAM FEARS PARADOX PRODUCTIONS!! GET EM BOYS!!

submitted 398 days ago • 27 comments

Post a robot that isn't from Star Wars or Transformers.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Tell me More than two weeks Track your number down... innocentlb.com/2025/05/11/s... #softpornsunday

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Happy birthday, tall person. This is my dear departed cat, Willow. She is sitting on my bed about 3.47 picoseconds after I finished changing the sheets. I'd just brushed all the cat hair off and she EMERGED FROM HAMMERSPACE and assumed the position.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

And all the broken bottles by the side of the road sparkled like diamonds in the sand... (Emmanuelle in Wonderland / Sex Tales - deleted scene) #spq

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Since we still appear to be riding this trend...

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Nope, didn't see it coming.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Stephen Mulhern.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

In honour of #StarWarsDay I really should be adding to my Jar Jar collection. I can't really afford to right now, and merch is hard to find... maybe in the future.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Let's go do a star war! #StarWarsDay

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

i love it when the universe gives me a sign

submitted 28 days ago • 16 comments

White Rabbits!

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

We did it! We got a piece of the magic yarn!

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

It's quite clear what this post is about, but I'm fairly sure none of you will get the connotations of its title.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

My boyfriend the eccentric. (Femalien 2) #spq

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Got up early enough, for sure, but my Über app kept crashing so I couldn't make it to church. My church livestreams, so I'm watching it, but it's not quite the same... Nevertheless, happy Easter! Jesus lives! ✝️

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Get it signed

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Trans rights are human rights. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

In any case, I would have posted this sooner if I hadn't been stressing about where to put the glist.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Is anyone else having massive issues with adding images to @wordpress.org posts? I used to be able to drag and drop, then resize... now they won't show up as anything except a tiny thumbnail, except if they're in a block of their own! Graaaaaaargh!

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing like 12 hours of sleep to make you feel like you need 12 more

submitted 47 days ago • 5 comments

I will admit it has been YEARS... but I finally got around to visiting @vaginamuseum.bsky.social. It's very chill and fascinating, you know, if you want to know about vaginas.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

This could have been a blog post about my penis. BUT IT ISN'T. I'm sure that's a relief.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments