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innocentlb.bsky.social
Blogger, primarily of the sexy kind. Enthusiastic about soft porn, video games, books and more soft porn. Also possibly really nice if you look very carefully. Pronouns: He / Him
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Sacre bleu! I mean... I like cookies and I like croissants, but I think there's a limit...

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amtrak’s marketing team gets it

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I don't know why I'm surprised by this - it genuinely happens every summer...

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Didn't have time to screenshot this, but I promise it happened. Seen on the Windows 10 start screen: TOKYO QUIZ 1. What city is the capital of Japan?

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If you see this, quote a show with an awesome theme song

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Our libraries! They are ridiculously easy to join, and free to do so; you can find pretty much anything there, and if they don't have it, you can search dozens of others nearby and they'll send it over to yours!

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What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders? I wish I could do this one, but I'd be breaking anonymity. And I can't really do sex blogging. People in my industry all think they're rubbish at their job. As a result we are just pretending. We are actors, above anything else.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

@notemmamag.bsky.social Aaaaah! I've JUST realised you are here! 👋

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I did this today! What. #LondonToBrighton

submitted 7 days ago • 19 comments

Oh my dear sweet Lord I love Star Wars.

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I stood in the background and watched my best friend ask Alan Davies for a hug.

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A rather circuitous route, this Manchester Airport to Piccadilly to Euston lark. But at least I got a seat, yo. #ILBOnTour

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Notice how I managed to take part in this meme without going off on one about how Sit Down is an average song in James' amazing 40-year existence. That must be... ✨growth✨

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"Let's Dance to Joy Division" by The Wombats. I'm sure they're great but I couldn't name you another song.

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It's my last night here and I almost forgot to avail myself of the complementary hot drinks you get. I managed to scald both hands making hot chocolate, but on the bright side, I made hot chocolate. #ILBOnTour

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Clearly have my priorities in order. Second coffee of the day. #ILBOnTour

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Well... this could have been easier, less sore, less painful, less delayed... ...but, nevertheless, I am finally Manchester-bound. #ILBOnTour

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Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

submitted 24 days ago • 23 comments

For @sexblogofsorts.bsky.social (and everyone else who likes erotic fiction in which basically nothing happens)

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I. AM. *c r y i n g* 😆 “Stripping but for nerds” omfg 🤣

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You get a prize if you actually recognise what the title of this post is.

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Help me out, social media! Does anyone remember a storyline in a soap opera where a guy was kidnapped, gagged and almost almost drowned in a vat of COFFEE BEANS? Possibly Corrie, Emmerdale, Brookside...? Don't think it was EastEnders. Any leads? All I remember is it happening!

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I was a bit disappointed at #WalkingWithDinosaurs2025 last night. The original version I loved - presented like a nature documentary with Branagh's smooth narration. This one, punctuated by shots of modern humans doing archaeology, is nothing like it. It shouldn't be called WWD.

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Welcome, watchers of illusion to the castle of confusion! Phase with us now, as this is the time of adventuring. Even now the dungeon of deceit awaits, and the catacombs beyond...

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Aria? Aria, come in? Hello? ... What is she doing? (Escape from Pleasure Planet) #spq

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They really have. Or my stepsister. I'm into neither, really. The algorithm appears to think it's my sole interest.

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If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky

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