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Eurovision narrowly avoiding an international incident like

Ffs City. Absolutely pathetic

Actually I hate that I have to make this decision. Can both lose please?

I’m normally very much an underdog guy but I just can’t bring it upon myself to cheer on Palace. So… LET’S GO CITY!

Also…never thought I’d be weeping uncontrollably during a Final Destination film but that Tony Todd scene got me good. RIP

So #FinalDestinationBloodlines is kind of awesome. With creative kills, some nice franchise connective work & a few clever formula tweaks, BLOODLINES is a highly enjoyable, satisfyingly grim, frequently absurd, logic defying deathfest & for sure one of the best entries in the long-running series

#NowWatching Final Destination Bloodlines First time I’ve seen a FD in the cinema since I watched the first one a day before flying out on a family holiday. Let’s hope this one is less mentally scarring on me

#NowWatching Final Destination Bloodlines First time I’ve seen a FD in the cinema since I watched the first one a day before flying out on a family holiday. Let’s hope this one is less mentally scarring on me

Used to be a big fan of #LoveDeathAndRobots but one ep into this new season and we get a Red Hot Chili Peppers video for a song that's 20+ years old. Wtf is that about!?

Scenes indeed. Still recovering tbh. A painfully scrappy game but bloody hell did it feel good at the end. Whatever happens at Wembley, after so many years of utter garbage, it’s just nice to feel some positivity supporting this club again

Not the prettiest game of football in the world over the two legs but I must admit…I don’t care because… W E M B L E Y

ALBUM OF THE WEEK | Mclusky - the world is still here and so are we And just like that - just as the world lost its mind - Mclusky returned. 21 years on from their last LP, the Welsh noise merchants return with a chaotic collection of blistering, batshit tracks to add some light to this dark planet

Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe

STOP SAYING OLD SCHOOL HOLLYWOOD BUFFET! I think I’m actually in love with The Studio

Yes please

Actual chills #Superman

New Poster | WICKED: FOR GOOD (dir. Jon M. Chu)

A very happy Last Three Episodes Of Andor Day to all who observe

Love it. Oh we’re definitely getting the full Defenders reunion at some point and I’ll happily take it. Even Iron Fist

Quality line-up tbf. No Bob Mortimer though 😞 #CelebTraitors

New Poster | SUPERMAN (dir. James Gunn)

Call me old fashioned but I’m just not a shorts in the office kind of guy

Greatest line in cinema

Very excited for this

New Poster | ALPHA (dir. Julia Ducournau)

That noise you hear isn't an F1 car revving, it's the collective sound a million dads make when they're excited for their biannual trip to the pictures

New Poster | F1 (dir. Joseph Kosinski)

That noise you hear isn't an F1 car revving, it's the collective sound a million dads make when they're excited for their biannual trip to the pictures

Monday again

Walton Goggins timeline cleanse

We need Johnny

"The death of truth is the ultimate victory of evil. When truth leaves us—when we let it slip away, when it is ripped from our hands—we become vulnerable to the appetite of whatever monster screams the loudest” #Andor hitting on so many levels right now. This show feels like a battle cry

For no other reason other than I’m bored and I can feel my Marvel hype levels gradually recovering after #Thunderbolts*, here’s my current MCU (film only) rankings…

#NowWatching Conclave Felt appropriate

fri day night

Good lord #Andor S2 ep8 may well be the finest 45 minutes - tv or otherwise - Star Wars has ever produced. Simply incredible stuff all round