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Eating Chinese on the way to the game. My fortune cookie says…”as long as Trump doesn’t die, you aren’t the stupidest son of a bitch in the world”. Now I’m sad.

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The world in 2025. Hundreds of thousands of Germans oppose neo-fascism. The top aide to the president of the United States supports it. apnews.com/article/germ...

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Im picking the Jets to win the Super Bowl today because Aaron Rodgers and RFK Jr. are besties. Go Jets!

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What exactly can I do that would make a Republican challenge me on anything?

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Although I’m invading his privacy, the following is a list of all charitable contributions Elon has made since birth…………

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Headed to New Orleans for the Super Bowl. Anyone think a player might take a knee during the Trump Anthem?

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Is it too dark to suggest Sirhan Sirhan was just one generation too early?

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As the new Chairman of the Kennedy Center I will be renaming it the Hitler Center. This years’ award recipients will be Musk, Putin, Xi, and Kanye. Posthumously we will honor Hitler, Mussolini, and Hannibal Lecter. Time to start recognizing MY heroes.

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✊😆 Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov

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Did you see I’m bringing back plastic straws? Here is the rest of my Executive Order “To Do List”: 1. Find Melania 2. Find Jared and Ivanka 3. Find Stormy

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If you head over to X, you can see my man Kanye tweeting out the script Elon gave him. Seriously putting himself at risk for visiting my Gaza resort.

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Just in case you were wondering who loves me: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

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Just add “Fox News is my Bible” and the set is complete.

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Held my first cabinet meeting and kicked it off with a team building exercise of “Kill,Marry,Fuk. On the first vote we reached unanimous consensus: Kill=Democracy Fuk=America Marry=Putin, if polygamist add Musk

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Trump's new "plan" to takeover Gaza is incredibly dumb

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Even I can’t believe the shit we are getting away with right now!

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My boy Marco not going to G20 in part because of South African support of DEI and Climate Change. Just a reminder that not one single Democratic Senator opposed his nomination. The vote was 99-0 to make him Sec of State. Now tell me who is crazy!

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We have a small number of rogue tech billionaires aligned with the old line billionaires who underwrite the Heritage Foundation and they are seizing political control of America.

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Elon told me when he is done he wants to go to Argentina because that’s where all his mentors went after WWII.

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Elon!!!!!! This is on your Tesla website. I need answers!!!

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So many people ask me how I’m able to accomplish more than any President ever? I call the TESLA customer support line and I would encourage you to do the same. Call them right now and ask them about my boy Elon. Just to make it easy: Customer Support team at (877) 798-3752. Time for a nap!

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So you ask, what do I mean by “America First”? In no particular order….. Take over Greenland Take over Canada Take over Panama Canal Take over Gaza See, it’s all about America! Time for a nap!

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Membership Applications now being accepted for the new Trump GAZA Golf and Country Club. We are the #1 rated golf course in Gaza!

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Just got word RFK,Jr. passed the committee vote and now is on to the full Senate. And you thought I couldn’t make things worse? Time for a nap!

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I demanded 10,000 Mexican soldiers man the border. They said we already have 15,000 there. I said….10,000 and not one more. They agreed! The Art of the Deal! Time for a nap!

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Just renamed the Atlantic…The Water to the Right. I know it takes longer to say but it will confuse the shit out of Europe! Time for a nap!

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Putin is full out celebrating our idiocy.

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Created a Sovereign Wealth Fund today because I want to be more like the Saudis. State run media just like I like it! Time for another nap!

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