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y'all really thought they were going to elect a pope who was like "nah, fuck them brown people"? #pope #LeoXIV #popeleoXIV #conclave

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

I find it funny that, after Trump tweeted his support of the young man, Shedeur Sanders was drafted by Cleveland. Now the current president has to support browns for the first time in his life. Also, eggs are currently $6.22 a dozen. #NFL #Shedeur #eggs #cleveland #trump

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

The price of eggs has climbed so high, They dance with stars up in the sky. A dozen yolks could break the bank, And leave your fridge a little blank. But hush your tears and calm your pleas… Good news, there are free eggs in trees! #poetry #eggs #eggflation

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

I crack two shells with practiced hand, Like generations in this land. But mid-yolk prep, a thought comes buzzin’: How are eggs STILL five bucks a dozen? #poetry #eggs #eggspensive

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

Been a minute, did I miss anything?

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

High prices raise all eggs #openingday #eggs

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

What’s crackin? Not #eggs Also #gas is up again #dayone

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

It’s nearly spring. Do you know what that means? Free eggs in trees! #eggflation

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

People buy less #eggs today. The cost is down, so they say. No major flu outbreaks in weeks. Should mean major price tag tweaks. So what’s the deal with shells in twelves? “a dip in price, not yet on store shelves” #eggflation normalized $4 eggs forever

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

I will not eat green eggs and ham. I can’t afford them, Sam I am.

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

A glimpse at incompetence edited for time. The #Apprentice now streaming on Amazon Prime. A #Netflix doc that costs more than they should spend To say “she married for cash, be best, the end.” The propaganda now, being laid on thick. Forget the #measles outbreak, I already feel sick. #poetry

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment

It's the art of the deal, throw some tariffs on steel. What can you do? We're so much better than you. Canadian neighbors, we dare you to react. Wait, no. Stop. No... don't do it like that. #artofthedeal #tariffs #canada #poetry #eggs #musk #doge #trump

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I didn’t buy a Tesla today. I broke the law in some weird way. Trump says that’s the case, so it must have legs. But I spent my #Cybertruck fund on a dozen eggs. #eggs #illegal #poetry #gop #eggflation #tesla #musk #trump

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

What happens when prices never go down? You’re owning the libs by destroying the town. Will you still drink the tears and not see the harm, When these policies make you sell the family farm? #poetry #eggs #elon #trump #ownthelibs

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

That’s $5 in #eggs, Rocky.

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

What’s up with these eggs? At this time? No relief yet. But I bet soon, right? #haiku #poem #eggs #donald #bebest

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Put on a suit They said with a grin Apologize right away For the trouble you’re in Didn’t you realize You’re starting a war? Haven’t you ever been Invaded before? #gop #ukraine #russia #poetry

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

If #WWIII happens, do you think #Russia will invade #Ukraine?

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

You can now buy #citizenship to the United States for roughly the cost of six million and six hundred thousand #eggs. #trumpgoldcard #egg #eggflation #maga

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

I just bought eggs, a dozen for nine. That’s seventy five cents per egg, to Trump that’s just fine. Let me let you in on a secret I see, He doesn’t care about you or about me. We’re not Elon, or Russian, or racist as fuck We don’t have a toddler to say “shut the fuck up” #eggs #poetry #elon #x

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

It’s egg-o’clock in the morning But my wallet’s in mourning #makeeggscheapagain #eggs #trump #groceries #inflation

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

It’s hard to write silly poetry about the price of eggs when there is so much wrong with the regime in power. Eggs ARE expensive, Russia INVADED Ukraine, inflation IS up, and we DON’T have a king. What other facts need to be said for the people in the back? #ukraine #inflation #eggs #trump

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t describe the feeling when I’m up to make the breakfast and I crack an egg open The bacon sizzles in the pan And makes my mouth water and then It’s time to break the fast again #eggs #poetry #eggflation

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submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

No scrambled, no poached, and French toast is out. A banana, some orange juice, and then a good shout. The days of full breakfasts are over and done. How dare you say this would be fixed on day one? #eggs #poetry #lastweektonight

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Each egg, a treasure, price hard to bare, To some, it's folly; to others, fair. But in the scramble of life’s cost, What’s often gained is sometimes lost, One truth remains, a traitor's call: He who saves the country does not violate any law. #eggs #poetry #drumpf #elon #x #trumpswaroneaster

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

How much do #eggs cost today? Far too much for me to pay. What did Elon’s son say? You’re not the president, you need to go away. #x #elon #eggflation #poetry

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

According to the #eggsky index, as of February 12, 2025 03:37 PM CST, the price of #eggs is $8.93. How much did you pay for eggs? Sample size: 856 #eggflation

submitted 136 days ago • 10 comments

Elon says that he found waste, I heard… but don’t waste eggs that come from birds. This isn’t a good poem. I’m tired of expensive eggs. What the fuck? #badpoetry #poetry #eggs #trumpswaroneaster

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Twas bound to happen Eggs come in dozens no more Limit three today #eggs #haiku #poetry

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

The Super Bowl over, there were snacks galore, But eggs? Oh no, they still cost more! A field goal's sweet, a touchdown's grand, But I can't buy eggs with my empty hand. The game’s a thrill, the crowd roars, But my wallet’s still empty after grocery stores #eggflation #eggs #dayone #poetry

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Egg prices are up, and so is gas. There’s no relief for the middle class. There’s nothing stopping, The bombs from dropping. Let’s hope the world heals and this all will pass. #poetry #eggs #gas

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

According to the #eggsky index, as of February 07, 2025 11:23 AM CST, the price of #eggs is $8.71. How much did you pay for eggs? Sample size: 903 #eggflation

submitted 141 days ago • 6 comments

Buy your eggs, a dollar for two When they start deporting citizens what will you do? Gas was 45 cents cheaper on Election Day. But Trump gets to golf so it’s a small price to pay.