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As I've said before, what we're dealing with fundamentally here, and have been dealing with for some time, is evil. Our political norms and political media prohibit talking about a mainstream political faction this way. But it is the truth. It needs to be known and it needs to be said.

I actually think having been punched in the face is an important prerequisite for holding power. It should happen annually like a performance review

Mystery over Elon Musk’s black eye as he joins Trump in Oval Office for goodbye event

Social mobility has been declining for decades but that's fine, we don't need the talents of 340 million people as long as we have the several dozen children of our stupidest oligarchs

Extra funny because someone as online as him will definitely see it and know what it means

Oops I accidentally believed history was a straight line and not a pendulum

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

When you get elected to office you should be forced to live outside

Just once I'd like to see a Reverse Democrat, a guy who campaigns on donor friendly centrism and starts breaking up tech companies as soon as he gets in office

its genuinely incredible that the government has been taken over by vandals, thieves, and bald-faced liars and the media is more or less reporting on them like they're normal heads of state

Elon Musk in particular shouldn't be able to shrug and walk away from what he's done to our government, if you want to run for office and a big part of your message isn't accountability for these weasels you can forget it

Reading about corporate lobbying against child labor laws in the 1920s and it's the same shit, they never change. It's socialism. It will destroy business. Leave it up to the states. Parents know better than politicians.

Me (crying): Please...I just need to message my coworkers Microsoft Teams Developers: No you don't. You want a Bunch of Bullshit that also changes week-to-week for some reason

If you want a sneak peak into our future imagine the politicization of everything. Whether the government performs a function entirely dependent on whether the government likes you. You want your social security check? Small business loan? Let's have a look at your facebook posts first

Me, logging on to work after the long weekend

Wokeness has not been destroyed, it has merely gone underground. Every weekend my comrades and I get together in a secret location and say pronouns to each other

I have no problem with a robot taking my job as long as it also takes paying my rent

making fun of a samurai I thought I beat in a sword fight 2 days ago when my torso starts sliding cleanly away from my legs

I like this app, I think they've basically gotten it right, my only actual suggestion is they should for real try to get the Twitter trademark since that dumbass abandoned it