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call me julian casablancas the way these strokes got her asking is this it

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proof that bullying still works www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

trans rights are human rights 💖 happy trans visibility day 🏳️‍⚧️

submitted 50 days ago • 43 comments

i showed u my war plans pls respond

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

terminally online (taylor’s version)

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

forcing your name on the founders list of a company you bought, releasing the worst vehicle on the market, and tanking your stock price to own the libs

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

free speech crowd awfully silent rn

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

I'd like to introduce everybody to the new Leader of the Free World

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

Incredible. The first country to surrender in the Russo-Ukrainian war was…The United States

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

causing a mid air collision with 67 casualties to own the libs

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Man I miss true crime Twitter. some content farm account would post about the most heinous crime and then it's just OSINT's brightest in the replies like "you're telling me he was sh*t in the head 7 times and the police ruled it a s*icide? something's off here..." like they're Sherlock Holmes

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

chinese new year, chinese new me

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

i am announcing a 95% tariff on all indie bands with names like “girl time” that are made up of all dudes

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

mark fuckerberg

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we lost our way as a society when we stopped writing songs about the boys being back in town

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

mom says it’s my turn with the dopamine receptors

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BREAKING: Santa Claus has been shot down upon entering North Korean airspace.

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

who is will stancil

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

dumbass is NOT a certified electrician

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.

submitted 148 days ago • 633 comments

Me in the U.S.: *smiles* Me in Europe: *skilometers*

submitted 148 days ago • 17 comments