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Nothing prepares you to watch a parent slowly wither away

I have well over 100 1st cousins and they are all so gorgeous.

Fingers crossed that one of the Friday the 13th tattoos is a Jason mask. Bc June 13th is Jason Vorhee’s birthday

Sometimes you look at your perpetually single family mbr & understand why they don’t have a partner. Their communication is shit & we aren’t mind readers.

Yesterday for Mother’s Day I refused to do any emotional labor. Told them they need to figure out dinner, grocery, etc and just laid in bed all day. Momma needed a break for Mother’s Day. My family was exhausted by the end of the day.

Hestitating at a green light coming home definitely saved my life tonight. Car ran a very red light as I was about to cross the intersection. I’m shooked

When I ask people how old do I look, I’m not offended if you say 40 anything but I do thinking you’re a liar if you say 30.

The way I made so many old white ppl around me uncomfortable at a local nursery when a young black guy asked me why I knew so much about plants I replied “my grandparents were sharecroppers, that stuff was just passed down to me. Idk 🤷🏾‍♀️” I’m not ashamed of my heritage, I don’t know that to tell ya

Now my evil eye bracelet broke. I’m just going to have to keep to myself.

Can’t wait to see sinners in 4k. Such a good movie

I’ve got to stop sharing my goals with folks until after I achieve them. That evil eye is strong. Shared my goal and book next day muscle spasm and can’t workout this week. I’m moving in silence from this point on.

This is not good. 😞

Idk Vance telling the Pope that he’d pray for him reiterated my belief in being careful of who to let pray for you bc they could be praying for your downfall.

Heart is heavy tonight. My dad just didn’t look so good when I visited him at the hospital

Just found out my dad is back in the hospital. Problem is no one told me he was out of the hospital. When I left for an out of town trip, he was in the hospital. So he’s been home and now back in. Pretty sure his “new” family doesn’t want us in the loop. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Dude at the gym trying to sneakily call me fat at the gym all while he got a Mr potato head body. Why? I wouldn’t take his words of “encouragement” the audacity.

Uh oh, I discovered I can roast my broccoli in the air fryer with a little sprayed on olive oil and my fav seasonings. #myfavoritessnack

In case you missed that part of history, Auschwitz isn’t in Germany.#historyrepeatsitself

As many times I have got up to pee tonight, I’d better see that scale move 🤦🏾‍♀️

Post coital sleep is the best sleep

GO TO THE DOCTOR!

Sat & listen to a Black woman tell me how White men would treat women better than Black men. And I said “if a man is trash, he’s trash, his color skin wouldn’t change that.” If you date a skin color, you’re just less likely going to find the right person for you.

Seriously some of y’all need to tell y’all’s kids “no” so they don’t lose their shit when the world tells them.

Florida and me just don’t mix. My skin’s breaking out from their soft ass water and my black ass shoulders are sunburnt. SUNBURNT!!

After walking so much these last few days at amusement parks and seeing my caloric burn each day even with the leisurely walking. I need to lock in getting enough steps per day as well as my normal workouts.

I can strength train every day but you ask me to take a walk. I feel like I’m bored to death. I got to get to walking added to my routine.

Nothing like your 17 yr old daughter roasting you about your past dating choices. 🤦🏾‍♀️ I swear she keeps me grounded

Maybe I was in the moment, but I realized that with my husband losing both grandparents and father within 2 yrs and during that time I had to have a breast cancer scare and needed a lumptecomy must’ve been terrifying for him.😞

I was told that someone never gets sick except for COPD, high blood pressure, & bad diabetes. 😒 I’m like you mean they’re chronically sick.

Day 4 of creatine loading and I swear all the water I’ve been retaining is trying to come out this morning at the same time. If you need me I’m probably peeing. Geesh #gymtime

Cut my fingers night while cutting onions. Barely felt it. Guess my knife is sharp. #silverlining

I get so annoyed when a “trainer” solicits me while I’m working out. I may need bigger “don’t talk to me” headphones.

Today’s culinary projects: starting my cultured butter, dehydrating citrus, decide which preserve I want to make, & make dinner. All after I have leg day at gym.

I love my husband. I love his smile. I love laughing with him. That is all.

Watching “with love, Meghan” on Netflix while making king cake to take my mind off current events. Lemon and elderflower cake sounds nice.

Pretty accurate

Gave in to my popcorn craving even though I’ve already had 25g of fiber today. Mistakes may have been made. #mistakes

May have broke some folks at a conventions brain describing why I love horror movies and watch them as social commentary. What do you mean you don’t see vampire movies as sexual repression? It’s right there!!

You ever look at your past relationships and want to go kick your own ass because what the fuck was I thinking.

Hello world

It’s been 26 yrs and the way he looks at me makes me feral 🥰

Spent a great weekend with my friends and kids at kamicon. But so tired today. What we do for our kids, right.