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Bayou Kaiju. Peddler of TTRPG things and Black Bear Force energy. (Semi) Retired Crash Out. Visually impaired, ace*/ageo, petty by nature. #TTRPG #Pathfinder2e
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Wanting not having the to create energy to create ( •_•) (•_• ) ( ง )ง ୧( ୧ ) /︶\ /︶\

Poison Ivy walked so that Beatrix Kiddo could run.

When you understand that it's a big budget love letter to Batman '66, you begin to properly appreciate it.

Artists and small business owners who use Stripe- there's a new "AI" feature for payment disputes, it's auto-enabled and will charge a 30% fee if you win a dispute using it. You might want to turn this off. I personally don't trust a slop feature to handle disputes for me either.

Guardian again :) #EldenRing #Nightreign

Dear #TTRPG DMs: How do you manage players who aren't as creative or engaged? The 'typical' back & forth between a player and GM involves GM presenting a situation & players presenting a solution. However... some players don't even make suggestions for solutions & want the GM to do that part too.

Get Rebel Scum on itch! I own it, it is well worth your time. 9thlevelgames.itch.io/rebel-scum-2...

Because bullies legit expect their targets not to punch back. It's literally how American society operates from grade school.

[types and deletes aggravated rant four times] So anyways, I hope y'all are staying cool and hydrated~

I do have a trick to this that (almost) always works I just don't touch the egg until it's solid enough to move in the pan on its own (which means using cooking spray, oil, or butter). Flip, fill, and fold. If anything, the folding is the hard part. 😅

Leave it to Roll20 to go "well, fascism might be okay actually".

Just another in the long list of reasons Roll20 is nigh unusable. Nothing about the people making these decisions has changed in the last 10+ years.,

Someone asked me the other day how I just casually pronounce all the weird, made-up fantasy words and names I read... Phonetics. That's it. I'm also a weirdo about art, sound, and linguistics. Words have to FEEL a certain way to me. It's why I don't usually use generators for place names. #TTRPG

Here's how you remove Google AI from your mobile devices.

I glanced over my doc that I keep around for Session 0s and my #Pathfinder2e class/background restrictions. It generally varies between games according to what's being run but I'm definitely adding the "main character syndrome" archetypes and backgrounds because people aren't responsible. #TTRPG

If you're arrested in Illinois protesting against Trump's war on Iran for Israel, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected].

I was gonna save this for a WIP Wednesday post but... #TTRPG #Pathfinder2e

I'm very tempted to get ice cream, lactose intolerance be damned.

My lawyer @questauthority.bsky.social and I posted our “LOL, no” response to the LAPD on our Twitter accounts. An IP lawyer (no, seriously) swiped a PNG from one of us and posted it without attribution. It went viral. I’m an indie artist banned from advertising across social. I needed that exposure

Memories of staying in St. Louis and its abysmal 90-90 Days (90% humidity at 90 degrees)

For today only, as part of Free RPG Day, Slayers is totally free! Grab the PDF off itch and go hunt some monsters. gilarpgs.itch.io/slayers

It's 96°F/34°C outside right now. Yay, summer?

Y'know... this is a good opportunity for a #TTRPG question for the GMs: name a trait that you look for in a great player. I'll start with: players who take notes. Seriously, y'all. Nothing motivates a GM like knowing a player is ACTUALLY paying attention to what's happening.

Being a good player is a skill as much as being a good GM is a skill though this is woefully neglected.

Can't sleep. Like.. AT ALL. So I'm futzing aro9und with Procreate and brainstorming for my homebrew world's map.

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.

Voila ma contribution pour le redébut de @stanrenart.bsky.social avec cette anim de marche Roi Lion Style! 🦁🪐💜

Starting to run into that familiar thing in the furry community where one's unspoken 'worth' is proportional to the amount of art they produce. 🤔

'Lies of P' has officially sold 3M copies worldwide 🎮 To celebrate — all staff received $7,500 bonus pay, two weeks of paid vacation, and a Nintendo Switch 2

Many ways to pass a torch.

Your new favorite youtube channel www.youtube.com/channel/UCGe...

I always feel a little bad for my UK counterparts because the whole fucking planet is on fire and suddenly they need things like central AC that are more or less required to live in the southern US...

[stares in Black WTFery]

The most 'anachronistic' thing about Unterra is rejection of ancestral stereotypes.

Morning coffee with my mom turned into a whole conversation about us both complaining about bills. Ah, the joys of adulting~