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He/him. Movies 📽️, boardgames, some curling 🥌 content. A silly project about songs that juuust cracked the Top 40 at: thebottomfive.wordpress.com. #CCMF
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Pics of the new Black Flag lineup make me want Devo 2.0 back.

There's a very high probability that this fucking turd is gonna be "in charge" during state funerals of the two most underrated, if not best, presidents in my lifetime, and that makes me wanna puke.

That Eurovision song is barely serene.what gives, San Marino?

Leo XIV's first move should be to excommunicate Vance for killing his boss. It's the Chicago way.

🚨BREAKING🚨 Durbin, Schakowsky to perform acoustic set at Riot Fest

Beach Boys' Riot Fest set should just be Charles Manson covers.

Usually too scary, but both cats decided to have an adventure in the long hallway tonight

Hearing the human neighbors across the alley talking baby talk to their puppy: OMG shut UP I hate you all New sounds of a doggo howling upstairs: Oh buddy, I wanna break in and give you skritches til you get used to the place

On one spring morning a year, the greater Boston area gets together to pretend that pedestrians matter.

OMG the ramen place literally up the street from me managed to become the Main Character on the freakout subreddits.

I will either be the 1st or 20th person to send this to @allibally.bsky.social and/or @opossumcurls.bsky.social and I'm OK with either www.queerty.com/red-sox-slug...

Ruin a movie with a kitchen utensil We Bought A Zoodler

"ME DO NOT WANT MRS COOKIE TO SEE HIM THIS WAY. LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRE ME BOY!"

Buried lede: SCHAKOWSKY'S GETTING PRIMARIED LFG

Since people seem to now "get" Tesla Takedowns and Target boycotts, here is your springtime reminder that if you support the Chicago Cubs, you support fascism.

Edward Fortyhands but with Gavilyte

Alas the good Oyster Catcher merch is now gone. Maybe it comes back. O's prospect Dylan Beavers is past double-A ball, so alas x2. They still have Bowie Pit Beef caps. @hooverstreetrag.org, is this something you need for your Brigadoon Christmas Sandwich run? baysox.milbstore.com/collections/...

"This one's about the dice you *don't* roll, dig?"

My rep (Schakowsky) is doing a virtual town hall next week. The text box for questions has a shorter limit than a skeet/tweet. Ridiculous.

"Get me the Justice Department, Entertainment Division." --THE RUNNING MAN has become a bit of a documentary.

Getting ready for Chicago Curling Club's first mixed doubles spiel

We clearly deserve each other: Made K laugh like a fool for about 20 minutes by singing "Morton's the Steakhouse" to the tune of "Boris the Spider" www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXT4...

I don't know that Sam Cooke's original was ever the most successful party song. But Rod Stewart's shindig at the senior center here isn't doing it favors. (Bonus: LL Cool J, who gets the thumbnail by virtue of being the first embedded video) thebottomfive.wordpress.com/2025/03/05/r...

Annnd it's 1994. Will it end up as predicted in The Apple? We'll see. Meanwhile, there's some bonus Taylor Swift content in this one. thebottomfive.wordpress.com/2025/03/03/d...