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A 30+ y/o Furry game playing dude. check out my epic boyfriend https://www.furaffinity.net/user/rawnchyrancher
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Watched the Lord of the rings extended trilogy with the boy the other day and I was shocked stunned flabbergasted to learn Shadowfax isn't even that fast of a horse.

My boyfriend thought his phone was finally breaking for good, cuz it was sending me seemingly random gibberish texts for no reason..... Come to find out our new puppy had gotten on his desk in the computer room and was walking on the keyboard

Got my muh-fuggin promotion !

Guess I'll play bloodborne while my computer is broken

It's kinda low key fun when my coworkers do something neurotypical as fuck and ask them to explain why they did it that exact why vs the normal/safe way *to my autism* and the look of panic mixed with insulted rage I get. Like I caught them with their hand in a cookie jar or something

Wish my PC wasn't ancient and could run more modern games. (Monster hunter wilds) This old beaut is MAXXED out sporting 8 mgb of DDR2

I hate motion controlled lights in public bathrooms, even more so if their turn off timer is really low...especially when I'm trying to take a shit

Had to dig a sweaty wedgie out my ass, now I'm stuck trying to figure out why my ass crack REEKS of pomegranate

Coworker A says some dumb shit in a private chat Coworker B is fed up with their dumb shit and forwards it to the "team chat" with over 2000 members in it Me: eating popcorn and watching fireworks

Playing runescape 3 doing something like... Oh boy I sure hope I get that one item I need to complete the drop log.... Damn it, another "useless" drop worth 700m I didn't need

Yeah I reek... but In that kinda fucks through his hands way that is irresistible.... Wanna huff my pits about it?

Whipped up some special cookies that my boyfriend isn't supposed to want to eat cuz I made them for myself with things he doesn't like ... Turns out the cookie is just too good he will pick all the additional bits he doesn't like out of the cookie and eat the scraps

It would seem I have unconsciously checked all the boxes for being a trans fem egg.

Too sick to do anything right now but really horny and have zero energy what fresh limbous hell am I in