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the kid looks fucking terrified, knows the university will probably punitively hold the diploma they've worked three or four years to get, and also knows people have been disappeared recently by fascists for doing way, way less. still says it! just an incredibly fucking brave person

submitted 19 hours ago • 29 comments

people say bluesky isn't doing anything new or interesting but that's not quite true: this site has developed the first new way to get mad at the onion in 30 years

submitted 15 hours ago • 52 comments

1 year ago ~to the day~

submitted 1 day ago • 195 comments

David Zaslav’s salary should be dispersed evenly to anyone around the globe who has ever had a good idea.

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

I know I’m beating a dead horse on this lately, but pundits and consultants who argue for this stuff are actually just arguing that politicians should cater to the views that *they* hold, which they believe are uniquely reasonable and universal. Actual swing voters have mostly incoherent politics!

submitted 2 days ago • 34 comments

One of the keys to being good at politics is to figure out how to blame your enemies for things that aren't their fault, which is why I'm not going to be accepting any corrections that the mess at Newark isn't Duffy and Trump's fault

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

10yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen 15yrs old: these slow, emotional songs just “get” me 25yrs old: literature explores the human condition, but the visual storytelling in film reaches a much broader audience 35yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen

submitted 677 days ago • 13 comments

Penn Station to Jamaica bottle check

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Spotted on 4th Ave. in Brooklyn

submitted 5 days ago • 45 comments

Natural wine doesn't give you hangovers

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I don't pay much attention to New Jersey politics but I know Josh Gottheimer sucks shit and he just ran an AI-generated television advert and please tell me there's a better option for governor

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

LFG

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, that's going to be terrible! I have Saturday free, by the way.

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

Again, he does not live here. He does not understand the city. He just wants a political position of power so he can enact his Trumpian revenge. He was actively hostile to NYC when he was governor. Do not rank him.

submitted 7 days ago • 10 comments

Gonna need a thousand words on whether or not the new pope is brat

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submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This is a very underwhelming message (running for mayor to protect us from Trump??) and I obviously unsubscribed immediately

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

screaming @joolia.bsky.social

submitted 10 days ago • 25 comments

Do not rank or vote for Cuomo idk how many times we need to shout that

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing

submitted 10 days ago • 184 comments

What about citizens that self-deport, can we collect $1000 too? Asking for no reason at all.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

NYT op-ed writers get paid seven figures to bloviate on What Reopening Alcatraz Means when anyone with a brain knows it’s always something like this bsky.app/profile/robe...

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

not saying anyone should, but I bet you could convince Trump to re-open Alcatraz in under 20 minutes

submitted 112 days ago • 130 comments

“Sorry I said all those slurs in response to someone making fun of my car, in my defense I was drunk driving” is a @dril.bsky.social post come to life

submitted 11 days ago • 7 comments

Dinner with Stephen Egerton, world's nicest human

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

@hrkac.fun gg

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

My only opinion of Bill Belichick’s girlfriend is that she’s managed to pull a zillion people who don’t watch sports into the orbit of *ACC football drama* in *April* and that alone proves she is very powerful

submitted 15 days ago • 9 comments

It's been so long since I've been to Barclay's Center that i didn't realize how FUCKING TERRIBLE this place is jesus fucking Christ

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When I go to the club i want to hear there's club classics

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