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itsherby.bsky.social
I bought this stock photo over a decade ago, and I ain't never gunna change it. (Trying out she for a bit)
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Big Balls is definitely texting his mom saying "Can you come pick me up early today?", right?

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

Big balls showing up at work tomorrow:

submitted 11 hours ago • 73 comments

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

"My Dearest Friend, it has come to my attention that the compentuous Mr. Musk is spreading false rumor about my attention to the younger of the fairer sex and also that he partakes in a form of laudanum normally reserved for horses who are not strong of constitution or right of mind"

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

There's entire legal teams currently updating their LinkedIn status

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Elon out there like "I spent a quarter of a billion dollars to get this pedophile elected, and this is how he repays me?"

submitted 11 hours ago • 26 comments

@vivziepop.bsky.social, I have been doing some off-hours gigs for a real piece of shit but his cheques cleared. Thank you for putting together a music video I could link to after "As per my last email," and followed by "Feel free to circle back with noreply@<domain> with any action items"

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

It’s the 1st #TuvokTuesday of Pride! 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏻

submitted 366 days ago • 3 comments

I instantly sunburn, have insomnia, nap during the day whenever I can and oh shit I'm a vampire, aren't I?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Every once in a while I see a post that reminds me there are cishet people here besides the dozen or so we all decided were cool

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I'm nordic-pagan (We need better branding) and I met another. We were busting a gut laughing about how many legs a horse should have, and talking about how the Aesir teach us that only the ignorant strive for infinite power and then I got called out HARD in the group chat the next day

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Whichever side of politics you're on, or how you voted, or where you live, as a former civil worker know that there's an army of us that just want to make sure you don't get poisoned, electicuted, or fall into a hole

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

@lovewrestlingca.bsky.social, when can we start getting Ref merch? A "Dammit Stu!" or "It's just 2!" jersey would be rad

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