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like I guess the statute of limitations has probably passed but still why would you just admit to the entire world that you committed statutory rape???

I mean I wouldn't align with someone if they did a Nazi salute but you do you. I don't think that's a bad line to draw. I certainly wouldn't qualify doing multiple Nazi salutes as "being a dumbass". In fact, the Nazi salutes are intricately connected to the mass murder!

if the Democratic party wants any success, they need to immediately purge this type of person completely. You cannot build a coalition with liars and charlatans like @jessicaramosqns.bsky.social

Fuck Michigan

elon got 4th out of 2 lmao

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas? LUTNICK: Generally 10% DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8% LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

okay what is up with right wingers consuming horse products

Lee: Would say it would be “illegal DEI” for a lesson plan on the Tulsa race massacre? McMahon: I’d have to get back to you Lee: Do you know what the Tulsa race massacre is? McMahon: I’d like to look into it more and get back to you on it.

They're literally doing the meme

you have to wonder how many people @isaacdovere.bsky.social has sexually assaulted. why else would he devote his career to defending Cuomo?

My DARL (Deaths Above Replacement Leader) metric estimates that Trump is killing 130,000 people a month worldwide, slightly above Pol Pot's peak but behind peak Stalin, Mao, and Hitler. And I tell you the best place to get bay sach chruk in Phnom Penh. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.

Some of the most chilling 2 minutes you've ever seen. Look at what's being said, openly, on one of the most popular TV channels in Israel. History is happening in front of our eyes. Don't look away. Please help share this widely. Read the full story here: zeteo.com/p/inside-the...

okay this is actually sick?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

so many ostensible leftists still posting on substack 😬 yike

meanwhile anyone who's had thibs coach their team is just confused. why would anyone want this man?

lmao thibs sucks ass. I couldn't believe they hired him in the first place

is it bad that the secret police is wearing Nazi patches as they kidnap and disappear legal residents

the background/motorcycle drive by/god of wine is the best 3 song album ending of all time

this might be the worst article I've read all year. embarrassingly bad. just absolute wishcasting.

yes they did. they fucking did and they do. stop this fucking bullshit. "I'm too stupid to know what I'm voting for" is not an excuse. we do not want these evil people on our side.

why do these FedSoc fucks always look like alfred p neuman

"Scalia was an evil racist cunt who immiserated millions of people but he was Witty while doing it and that's all that matters." we gotta get rid of lawyers man. brain damage.

Hahahaha this is even funnier because not only was Scalia a gutter bigot, he was also an abysmal writer. He will be forever mocked and ridiculed as one of the judiciary's biggest hacks. and nobody's gonna remember some sniveling fascist fuck like rick hills

my favorite part of mare of easttown was *kate winslet rips vape*

Jake Tapper looking like an absolute idiot tonight, completely missed that Joe Biden was actually dead and replaced by clones and body doubles in 2020. His book proven entirely wrong.

the pilot on the rehearsal who's been banned from every dating app 😬😬😬

Someone else said something very similar to this the other day, but. It really burns me that our (millennials') generation was legally terrorized for like, downloading Radiohead discographies But we're supposed to be ok with billionaires stealing human intellectual output in its entirety bc AI

What if I told you J*ke T*pper has been backstabbing his way up the ladder for decades? That he got a big TV promotion by whisper campaign, spreading rumors about a senior correspondent he’d claimed to idolize being too old and incompetent — forcing the guy to retire and then taking his job?

this is what's known in the business as "Weaponized Autism"

just found out something amazing called Ralston College, it's like bari weiss's fake university of texas but even more fake. it has 24 students lol

somebody add this to the bluesky welcome brochures

"all these people keep calling me a nazi, based simply on the fact that all I do is repeat nazi talking points" boo fucking hoo bitch

wow, in addition to being a garbage human being, you also can't read

this already happens at Kroger all the time. they've decided it's more efficient to have 1 employee trying to run 6 self check outs that are constantly fucking up than actually open a checkout lane

Musk and Trump will be responsible for more death’s than the Khmer Rouge through the destruction of PEPFAR alone is something I think about constantly.

L M A O at the NYT waiting until none of this mattered to publish it. garbage propaganda rag.