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beekeeper ~ singer ~ sculptor ~ Disney princess ~ sometimes Twitch streamer | [email protected] | books | makeup | murder shows | Dateline
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I suppose I need to come up with a name for the queen. Fee free to drop suggestions! 👑

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Sweaty but happy!!!!

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Today was A DAY! First swarm call & the bees were all dead - sprayed w/ pesticide 💔😡 But then a collection at a bait hive was amazing. Nice to have bees again!

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I hope this letter finds you, whale. - Captain Ahab

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WIFE: You're very quiet. What are you thinking? ME: Prince William should rent out some rooms in Kensington Palace to tourists. Call it Heirbnb. HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'

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jeff: i’m a chef geoff: i am also a cheof

submitted 14 days ago • 16 comments

I'm such a nerd 😂

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I don't care what anyone says. Columbo is lit.

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when life hands you lemons, you have been chosen. it is time. there is no turning back now. you are the Lemon Keeper.

submitted 744 days ago • 14 comments

Maybe it’s love, maybe you’ve got kidney stones. The important thing is you’re feeling something

submitted 21 days ago • 14 comments

Goodbye, Maya. We love you so much. Now you're with Wilson 🐶🐶🌈

submitted 20 days ago • 6 comments

I’m tired of people expecting me to do something just because I know how to do it and they’re paying me

submitted 28 days ago • 9 comments

Happy Perfect Date Light Jacket Day to those who celebrate

submitted 29 days ago • 6 comments

I love when people say, “You’re such a good listener!” And I say, “What?”

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i love Book Club (clubbing people with a giant book)

submitted 39 days ago • 5 comments

I just can’t with this guy

submitted 42 days ago • 19 comments

FREDDIE MERCURY: 🎶I’ve paid my dues 🎶 LIBRARIAN: again, you don’t have to keep telling me that every time you check out a book, Mr. Mercury

submitted 43 days ago • 9 comments

Morning selfies with my pet dinosaur, Cheeky!! 🦜

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I’ll have the investigation, the trial and the verdict tonight on #Dateline, 9pm eastern and pacific, 8p central www.latimes.com/california/s...

submitted 43 days ago • 12 comments

I have been all in on Million Dollar Secret on @netflix and the finale was 🔥🔥🔥

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in addition to birth stones each month should have a birth cheese

submitted 52 days ago • 32 comments

In Paul Rudd's attic there is a painting of Paul Rudd. It's not ageing either. The handsome bastard

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

Given that Nissan will be affected by the tariffs, I want to honor all those ahead of time who will pay the Altima price.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

*alien bursts through my chest *alien looks around *alien gets back in my chest

submitted 59 days ago • 6 comments

Hey you!, yes you - start living. The days are flying by, and all you do is work, pay bills, and stress. Enjoy what you can - walks, sunsets, music, laughter. Joy doesn't have to be expensive. You deserve it. 💙- your Bluesky mom

submitted 59 days ago • 3 comments

Other little girls wanted to be models or doctors, I wanted to be Firestarter

submitted 60 days ago • 12 comments

Save time by filing everything under Miscellaneous.

submitted 63 days ago • 6 comments

Just me saving bees at the beach 🐝

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

Michael Stipe’s gravestone will read “That’s me at the coroner.”

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YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!

submitted 74 days ago • 56 comments

as your bluesky therapist i’m prescribing you an endless supply of coffee, a week by the sea and a miniature pet dragon.

submitted 75 days ago • 156 comments

you spell the word honey with an h but technically it starts with a bee

submitted 75 days ago • 3 comments

when a dog that doesn’t like anyone likes me

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Sure I could spend all day reading choose your own adventure books but to what end?

submitted 78 days ago • 2 comments

I love that now owning a Cybertruck is a recognized sign of bad decision-making. Like you paid $80,000 to get bangs

submitted 77 days ago • 226 comments

It's interesting that with all this delusion & bizarre religious fervor, somehow a lot of it boils down to insurance money. Practical/cold calculation with identifying family members as 'zombies' to get rid of them & make some money #Dateline

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If this woman starts selling bumper stickers... I can absolutely see a segment of the population buying them *facepalm* #Dateline

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

I can only imagine the completely whackadoodle stuff that was cut out of this interview for time and continuity #Dateline

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"Hi neighbor, sorry! haha" - completely rational response about your husband being killed a few minutes before o.O #Dateline

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Getting hit in the head with a bat would def leave more damage and likely a concussion #Dateline

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I wonder how Charles got Tammy's email address...? #Dateline

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