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"...had I so interfered in behalf of the Rich, the Powerful, the Intelligent, the so–called Great...Every man in this Court would have deemed it an act worthy a reward, rather than a punishment."

THE AMERICAN CENTURY IS OVER THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING

That’s my thing. All I have heard about my entire life is men’s many problems. Whomst among us has ever had the freedom to ignore men’s problems?!! All nonsense. Men need socialism and a nap.

North America in three quotes by heads of state.

pynchon-ass dental practice

Really looking forward to the next wave of Minutemen being radicalized on /r/Shein

It’s really wild how there is no reason to deport anyone, let alone children and US citizens and LPRs and students and people undergoing cancer treatment etc. it’s all a fake solution to a made up problem enacted by violent racists who are stealing from you

if you abduct someone in front of their kid you will never see heaven

This is the Eastern European leftist experience in a nutshell. One's lived experience is consistently sidelined in favour of the anglosphere party line, and then when events on the ground prove you right, it's treated as a coincidence and your analysis is *still* suspect.

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you own every fucking ounce of it

find yourself someone who loves you as much as jair bolsonaro loves going to the hospital

The New York Times is doing a series where they interview men about how John Redcorn's massages have helped their wives' migraines

Big Dumb Bitch Gretch.

If the agent of an embittered KGB officer somehow won the US presidency and entered into the office bent on destroying the USA in its national influence, network of alliances, and the American people’s quality of life, what would he be doing differently?

I have no respect for ANY athlete that visits this White House. You are unAmerican if you do so, as is anyone who supports or enables this administration. Let me repeat that. You actions are in *direct* opposition to the Declaration of Independence.

We’re going to need to talk about how Rob Delaney’s performance as Sub Neighbor in Dying For Sex is fucking hot.

yes of course these types of protests are cringe, they’re incredibly cringe, all successful propaganda is cringe. and that weepy sentimentality is one of the things that can eventually make people decide it’s worth taking risks against their own safety and security for something more important

Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars

55% CANADA 55% FRANCE 55% MEXICO 55% PERU 55% GERMANY 55% SPAIN

Googling "What did The Jacobins believe about punishing French leaders?"

I don’t give a shit if they’re my team, fuck the Dodgers for accepting the WH invite. Fascist bootlicker behavior.

*a guy on the highway cuts me off so I look away from the road to navigate menus to try to type “1337” (gamer reference) to open my glovebox; I drift into oncoming traffic and collide with a Boar’s Head® delivery truck, giving my burning wreck the savory aroma of PitCraft® Slow Smoked Turkey Breast*

"the cure for the male loneliness epidemic doesn't exist!" me:

cia employees facing layoffs have the chance to do the funniest thing for central america right now

Merkley: "The best time to take on a tyrant is as early as possible. And this is the moment."

Is that also No on cloture, Senator?

Much as I like Pride & Prejudice I find it impossible to deny that this is the greatest review of it of all time.

If I were a writer, Sullivan in the Kissinger chair would be too on the nose to get past edits.

Oh fuck no, @wyden.senate.gov. How dare you roll over at a time like this? Grow a spine.

there’s this very american idea that everything we do to fight facism must be “productive” and “results-driven” in order for it to be meaningful as if the act of calling out injustice is not worthwhile on its own.

conservative evangelicals spent a quarter century explicitly tying their religious identity to the most extreme and jingoistic forms of american nationalism up to and including embracing one of the worst degenerates this country has ever produced and they refuse to take responsibility for it

This is why I'm on the other side of the "don't be hostile to repentant Trump voters". They outright love Trump more than their own family members. And these are not children who don't understand consequences. They know the choices they've made are repugnant, but do not care.

They're destroying civil rights history because they want to repeal the Civil Rights Act www.alreporter.com/2025/03/06/h...

Californians will be like "we need to protect this neighborhood's character forever by stopping overdevelopment" and the neighborhood looks like this

One good thing to do about this is to protest justices’ appearances at law schools. As a lawyer, I think we need to really work on promoting public disrespect for the Supreme Court. I’m completely serious about this. They fucking hate when you make it real and personal. Do more of that.

Imagine voluntarily going to this instead of, like, streaming Speed on Hulu. Bomb goes off if the bus goes under 50 mph, cool stuff man.

Counter-messaging going great, guys

So, wait. For basically ever, men were earning way more than their female counterparts, and the messaging was that women were "too emotional" or whatever. And the second women start earning more than men, men completely lose their shit and it's a "crisis" "gripping" them? What a bunch of losers.