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Billionaire who could do literally anything and chooses to do this with her life, she really did get poisoned by mold

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This man has gained 30 points in the polls since posing with the Sickos Guy. There are no coincidences.

submitted 10 days ago • 25 comments

bringing this over

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Nintendo finally updating their dogshit emulator with features we've had since like 2007 on Project64 lol

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TIL that after the shooting death of CEO Brian Thompson UnitedHealthcare approved many life-saving medical procedures it has been holding out on because of sudden internal panic and public scrutiny. So, Luigi (innocent until proven guilty) probably saved more lives than he took.

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'A Week of Garfield' released on this day in 1989. In which the world's most famous tabby cat ventures forth in search of his least favorite canine companion. Featuring mice, spiders, hidden objects, and a knife-throwing alley cat hell-bent on murder. Let's challenge.

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The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion

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Self-identifying as a centrist is perhaps the most cynical and amoral political identity you can have because you're just openly admitting your beliefs aren't really beliefs they're just strategic positions that only exist relative to others in the room you happen to be in

submitted 30 days ago • 244 comments

Giant Bomb lives! Fandom has sold the site to us and it is now fully independent and employee-owned. We'll see you all on Tuesday for the Giant Bombcast. For more info right now, head over to www.giantbomb.com/join

submitted 33 days ago • 584 comments

lol

submitted 34 days ago • 96 comments

a game where you play a buddy duo called Chick and Nugget - sick 3D platformer! - everything is made out of crafting materials - levels open, unfold, rotate - theme song by Banjo-Kazooie composer - voice cast ft the voice of Sly Cooper PaperKlay, coming 27th May, please DM for codes

submitted 35 days ago • 13 comments

‘touch grass’ bro i don’t know if you’re aware but they have portable computers now. i’m clowning on your ass in a secluded glen by a rushing waterfall. a newborn fawn is nuzzling my hand while i quote dunk u

submitted 35 days ago • 53 comments

Genuinely has anyone ever been owned so badly as a man who converts to a new religion as an adult and sorta makes it his whole thing only to see the literal head of that religion rebuke his entire deal and then they choose the NEXT head of the religion specifically because he doesn't like you

submitted 35 days ago • 257 comments

Oh did the leftists say that? Maybe time you lefthis app and went to the gym.

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LinkedIn lunatic ass talk

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👽🛸

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(Randy Pitchford jumpscare) Borderlands 4 is moving its release date up to September 12th (though he deleted this video/post because it went up too early apparently)

submitted 44 days ago • 57 comments

he’s falling in love with ai at the workplace

submitted 52 days ago • 55 comments

Mondays

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This is my personal fucking hell

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why is everything made of ROCKS ??? this shit SUCKS!!! - a flintstone who has had enough

submitted 56 days ago • 100 comments

Ah man im fucked

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love this www.newyorker.com/sports/sport...

submitted 59 days ago • 13 comments

People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves

submitted 63 days ago • 138 comments

Fun memory

submitted 67 days ago • 69 comments

Steve Jackson Games posted this to their blog and the post is getting so many hits their site is effectively crashed but the point is worth repeating

submitted 70 days ago • 91 comments

90 dollars for a fucking controller. Not onboard for this

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

What the

submitted 73 days ago • 82 comments

BREAKING: Hillary Clinton Joins Bluesky to Just Search For Posts That Say “Hillary Was Right” Since There Isn’t Anything Else Going on Right Now That Could Be More Important

submitted 73 days ago • 61 comments

helping my cat get their claw unstuck from a blanket

submitted 73 days ago • 14 comments

Ok this the funniest tweet of 2025

submitted 74 days ago • 294 comments

Nintendo leaving Twitter and launching their own news app feels like watching a lone flower bloom in a nuclear crater. nature slowly, finally begins to heal

submitted 75 days ago • 69 comments

One of many moments in Omar El Akkad’s new book, “One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This,” that will stop you in your tracks.

submitted 75 days ago • 137 comments

“American Cartoons don’t show beautifully animated food and slice of life cozy comforts the way Ghibli films do” Oh yeh?? Then explain THIS.

submitted 75 days ago • 59 comments

It's critical for everyone to remember what an Executive Order is. It is the President communicating orders to members of the executive branch. Policies to pursue, actions to take, etc. They are not laws. They are not close to being laws. They are formalized memos to employees. That's all.

submitted 79 days ago • 1063 comments

This is a very important point. Breathlessly vague headlines and summaries of these executive orders created for the executive powers it does not have. This kind of press contributed to authoritarian regime change.

submitted 77 days ago • 92 comments

A set of jangling keys will return in "AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY"

submitted 78 days ago • 47 comments

Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves adds Cristiano Ronaldo as playable fighter Portuguese professional footballer Cristiano Ronaldo will be a playable fighter in Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves, SNK announced.

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InZoi, more like InCel

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