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itsphetz.bsky.social
I am attacked forever and always
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Gonna start using this when I want to log off work early

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

(just got here, trying my best but have no idea what is going on) you gotta rank zorak dude

submitted 9 hours ago • 9 comments

I worry that today’s MC may just be a disastrously horny bot

submitted 12 hours ago • 7 comments

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

This morning I heard “Shock the Monkey.” When the DJ came back, he said, “The only way I would ever shock a monkey is by giving it two bananas when it only expected one,” and I said HELL yeah

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

mama’s little baby loves, and I can’t emphasize this enough, shortnin’ bread

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

noooo lmao

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

honey bunches of oats. what an insane thing to say

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

gf is obsessed with rimworld. last I saw her colony was getting torn apart by wild foxes

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

happy father's day to guys without kids ONLY

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

The vast majority of cyberpunk visual media gets the set dressing wrong imo. This is what a real netrunner’s den would look like

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

every time my phone autocorrects “in” to “on” or vice versa against my wishes I add another Apple engineer to The List

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments