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Why would I go outside of my house? That's where all the scariest bugs are.
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i remember white south africans being stupid and evil but maybe that’s just the mandela effect

submitted 4 days ago • 22 comments

You're telling me the air fried this? Yeah. Oh, that's cool I guess.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

So it's like six scrawny kids running around stealing all of the info in federal agencies? Has anyone tried just chokeslamming one of them and seeing if the rest scurry off?

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Kidz Bop Ten Commandments: Let my E-I's O!

submitted 579 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like an NPC here.

submitted 637 days ago • 0 comments

I'll fudd your ruckers

submitted 639 days ago • 0 comments

Can scientists get off their asses and figure out a way for us to lose our teeth again in our 30s and grow a fresh set?

submitted 639 days ago • 0 comments

Kind of Oedipal to think you're hot, isn't it?

submitted 645 days ago • 0 comments

*Unsharpens your Edwards, unmagnetizes your zeroes*

submitted 659 days ago • 0 comments

Good thing no one saw this. I am still, regrettably, yachtless.

submitted 660 days ago • 0 comments

Mission: Impossible? Maybe for you. Guess I'm just built different.

submitted 660 days ago • 0 comments

Can you imagine being a men's soccer fan? How embarrassing.

submitted 665 days ago • 0 comments

I know it's easy to hate on billionaires, but honestly, I'd launch everyone that sees this skeet directly into the sun for just one super yacht.

submitted 665 days ago • 1 comment

Setting up fans on both sides of my bedroom so I can get spit roasted by cool air.

submitted 665 days ago • 0 comments

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You, specifically. You don't have the know how or the follow through. Where are you gonna get the cameras, huh?

submitted 667 days ago • 0 comments

How do I find new feeds that aren't just in the top 50 on the Discover page? And how do I create one if it doesn't already exist? Do I just shout this into the void like this?

submitted 668 days ago • 0 comments