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chicago as sung by trina vega
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Gary Larson <3

fountains are so funny, we send a bunch of water up just to watch it go down

It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

This is literally the only item right now on the Yeezy website that the Super Bowl ad sent millions of people to last night. The entire site is just a swastika shirt for sale.

Not exaggerating when I say I would like a personal, handwritten apology from every pundit who barfed out a dozen "the left wants to change the way you talk!" op-eds based on non-mandatory guidelines in obscure PDFs.

there’s genuinely a coup underway in this country like we saw attempted in south korea 2 months ago and democrats need to keep doing REAL actions like this

Maybe until they start issuing passports to trans people again too?

whenever my roommate is about to hang out with a trans-fem they blast 100 gecs in the shower to “get in the right headspace”

lemme get this straight… you’re telling me my body kept this score???

when your joke doesn't land in the group chat

whenever a gaggle of dickheads come in to the liquor store i work at i make sure to only ID the most obnoxious one in order to watch the insecurity i’ve sowed kill the light in his eyes as his friends make fun of him