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I consider myself a jack-of-all-trades, master of none: variety gamer. πŸ‡¨πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡΅πŸ‡· (he/him) Small-Time YouTuber Twitch Affiliate [email protected] https://linktr.ee/J2Kmn
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Rather than doomscroll before bed I'm committing to playing my Switch 2 till I get sleepy. I booted up Super Mario Wonder for the first time in a long time and actually made progress. After I beat that, NSO is going to become a nightly routine.

Video games are just THE best.

Over the past few months, this administration has wiped its ass with the US Constitution time and time again. If Congress does nothing after THIS then the United States of America is truly and completely lost. Our Constitutional values mean jack-fuck-all if we don't actually adhere to them.

I fucking hate Jak 2. Our dislike of that game binds us as brothers. Because of this, all of Barretts opinions in this whole video are solidified as fact. I don't make the rules. I just really fuck hate Jak 2.

It's actually impressive how quickly Remedy pumped out a patch that alleviates a LOT of early game issues that I had with Firebreak. Better onboarding means more folks actually sticking around to get to the real meat and potatoes.

Happy Juneteenth to everyone who is seeking out and sharing information about why this day is so important! And to my fellow Blacks - rest up fam ✊🏾

I got that sinusitis so nothing but super spicy foods with extra hot sauce for the next few days to help me deal with it. Do I wish it was more serious so I'd have an excuse to take some time off work? No. That'd be crazy ...

Every week I say "I'm going to keep up with my podcasts this week" and every single week I fail. Maybe next week.

So ... Donkey Kong Bananza kinda looks bananas. It's the Wreck-It Ralph game I've always wanted and is making me think I've been a secret Donkey Kong fan this whole time and just didn't know it.

Oh, rage baiters are mad that James Bond seems "woke" now? Good. You miserable fucks don't deserve cool IP with interesting stories and characters.

#FBCFirebreak is video-game-ass video game and I like it quite a bit. I've never been super big on horde shooters but the Remedy world touch makes this one stand out to me. Definitely going to be my groups "we don't know what to play so let's just goof around for a few hours in voice chat" game.

I'm really excited to jump into FBC: Firebreak tonight after work. A small group of unqualified goofballs facing horrors beyond comprehension is like my favorite genre.

I'm not playing games right now because I got the random urge to redo my "office space" and I regret it. Damn you, bipolar 2! Damn you, straight to hell!

I don't think anyone ever prepares you for how many regularly scheduled aches and pains you get as you age.

First off, homework? Do you think so little of me that you assumed I would do my homework before playing Super Mario Bros 3?

#MarioKartWorld Grand Prix and Knockout Tours 150cc complete.

Happy Father's Day to all the fathers who put in the work.

Should I be having a second drink and attempting to pursue a 3-star Knockout Tour in #MarioKartWorld? Probably not. No. Yet here we is ...

Small Dicktator energy, fersure.

Tragically, I have a teeny tiny indentation on my Switch 2's screen that looks like it came from the dock. Even more unfortunate is that it's only noticeable with a screen protector on (teeny tiny air pocket) but I need the screen protector to protect the rest of the screen.

Preach, Reverend! Preach!

NO KINGS!