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A homeless immigrant woman had a sign that she is HIV + and I'd like to thank John Mulaney for that moment of horrible brain rot.

Metalheads are weirdly attached to their part. It's bizarre to put "former metal vocalist" in every bio you have. No one puts "former high schooler."

A Jewish man arrested for standing up to congress. Dunno how much clearer it is to say they're not pro-semitism than this.

This wording would mean bands that have a sex theme (even for comedy) wouldn't be allowed either right? No Steel Panther. No Ninja Sex Party. Hell if they want to, no Lady Gaga.

I'm starting to think we might need to put burlesque in the same cult adjacent category as Improv and Running Clubs

The amount of people stunned I'm taking Piano Lessons is insane. I never understood it. I can still learn and do new things in my 30's. Arguably it's easier because I'm not sugared up and forced into it.

after 30 everyone will give up on hoping you'll "be" anything, and from there you can just do what you really want

Reading academic articles with opposite perspectives has convinced me that academia is just smart guys arguing over who the smarter guy is.

Someone should invite me for dinner. Right now. I have no desire to cook.

Got banned from reddit for saying we should hunt down Nazis. Apparently reddit is pro nazi living now.

Man so many of my poly friends are partnering up. Traitors.

Learning to sew is probably the most practical skill I've ever bothered to learn. Buttons, patches, it's so easy to fix broken clothes! Hardest part is the damn knot.

I don't want to go to Oshawa for three months after today. Too much in three weeks.

I'm convinced a chair lying back on the floor with a slight recliner lift would be the most comfortable for a neurodivergent person. Provided it swivels.

The most unrealistic expectation with ADHD is the sitting still in class while forcing us to sit in cushionless plastic chairs. You'd fidget too after five minutes without arm rests. And God forbid you had a low height desk. The whole system is designed for discomfort.

I exclusively heard about Dance Cave from 2022-2023 and never again

No one named Melissa has ever recommended you a good song. That's just a fact.

We should just spare nut allergy people and ban peanuts in general. They're gross.

I liked her better when she was mute and in a wheelchair.

When an image speaks for itself. #canpoli