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i dont like any of you back (parody account and in no way affiliated with glitch) jackassjax on bird app #tadc #parodytwt
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sorry chat i forgot i had this, probably wont use it much anymore

Meanie #tadc #jax #theamazingdigitalcircus #art

[Jax quickly steps out of the way of the fire, purposefully showing the least panic possible.] okay. do you think that just because you spat literal fire at me it'll make my apology *magically* become more sincere!? sorry to break it to ya, but it's gonna sound the same as before, buddy.

// YO I LIED... I WASNT 16 TIL JUST TODAY.. ITS MY BIRTHDAY YALL. SORRY FOR SAYING I WAS 16 A WEEK BEFORE I WAS 16... THIS IS MY APOLOGY

or else youll what?? tell on me? call your mom or dad to pick you up? jeez, kid. there's no pleasing you. like it or not, that's the most sincere apology youre gettin' out of me.

one, disgusting. two, im not sure if you understand the whole, uh, "rest of the world" thing yet, stubby? youre a prince of YOUR kingdom... of which I'M not from. also, i'm older than you, so i hold more power by default. i dont make the rules. but fine, if it'll make you shut up, i'm sorry.

over and 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 i [%$!#] 𝙢𝙮𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 over and 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 and 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 — — i 𝐝𝐨 it 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 ! #TADCRP | #MVRP [ mun is a minor . information in replies! ]

OW! FFFF---OOOKAY. (god, i hate kids...) obviously i'm not going to apologize to you after that! whaddya take me for? some kind of suck-up? not to mention that you're a child with no authority over me. hell, i could punt you to the moon if i really wanted to.

...this ain't about me. anyways, you sure arent an adult no matter how old you are. you probably got a parent or two somewhere waiting on you, so bug off, will ya?

// gn 🌙

haha, no. you'll never see the day where im jealous of a toddler. plus, ive got... *enough* people who care about me. anyway, if people love serving you so much, why would you be asking for me to? i'm sure you got enough cronies already and i literally wouldn't wanna work for you anyway.

jeez, glad im not part of your kingdom then. sounds like a miserable experience! plus, ain't it the big 2020's right now? no way people won't come rising up against you, treatin' 'em like that, take it from me.

oh, wowww, a *prince,* 'ah? can't act like i care. you're still "just some kid." or, rather, just some kid with a fancy title.

(tricks the rabb--??) oh. ...uuuugh. okay, listen kid, i wasn't lookin' for a fight, let alone a fight with a... a 10 year old...? anyway, you cant be upset when ya called me stupid first, pal.

okay now THAT was just uncalled for kiddo. pretty funny coming from a stubby jurassic park reject who's face is the shape of a muffin. oops, who said that?

is there an issue???

yknow sometimes i wish my room had an incinerator

jax parody account writer is 16, so keep it sfw obviously. i dont really do the whole shipping thing crossovers are awesome

//redoin my intro... dont mind me

Stole my heart... and my wallet... #tadc #Jax #bunnyorb #spudsys #theamazingdigitalcircus #fanart

i miss being able to call people furries without being called a hypocrite.

:3 #TheAmazingDigitalCircus

oh right i have this app

i love trash content

i dont even care if i cant get hungry i will DEMOLISH that one polygon food in 2 seconds

Oh Bluesky has video now?? What if I show an early render of a shot from Jax Toy? 😳😳😳 #jaxtoy #theamazingdigitalcircus #teamneutron

reason to follow me: theres not one. but i know you want to anywayyy so i GUESS ill allow it

what do you MEAN i got flagged on twt.

damn. anyone else be thinking

Mood