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My safe word is sassafras. YNWA North Carolina born. Georgia raised. Colorado living.
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Stanley tucci can make some travel television, man.

Given his money and ego it's inevitable that joe Rogan starts a mega church/cult.

Silent treatment.

Tonight's gummies are hitting hard. My brain feels like lava and vibrating my entire body.

Big Mouth ending is a bit of a bummer.

Brooks storyline in shawshank always makes me emotional.

Scallywag is an underutilized word.

I don't exist.

The difference between a flower and a weed is a judgment.

Gonna need Liverpool to sign everybody this window. We're owed a big summer finally.

Sga is an unethical hooper.

When Jamal Murray plays like someone cursed his mother...it's over!

Spicy kimchi is addictive.

Fuck both the Knicks and the Celtics, idc.

Every piece on john Oliver makes my anger burn with the intensity of 1000 suns.

Been heavy back into bluegrass lately.

I've retired all my denim jeans.

Gtfoh full body deodorant. Take showers and don't slather your bits in chemicals.

All you do is call me I'll be anything you need.

Another james harden disasterclass.

Sturgill Simpson's stagecoach set was epic.

What became of subtlety.

I hope no one in my circle ever takes joe Rogan seriously.

I would kill for jokic.

Night time dense fog is freaky.

Getting day blasted on edibles cuz you need a mental health day. 😂 💪 😂 💪

Nba stays trying to resort to the dark arts for the benefit of the Knicks and Lakers. Gross.

I need this Liverpool win today bad. #LEILIV #ynwa #redordead

Ashwagandha tea is elite.

I'm a bucket hat boy now.

Trader Joe's slaps, idc.

Watching college basketball games would make an effective torture.

Rip Val.

Been having fun getting into archery.

Gladiator 2 was so silly.

We know enough will never be enough.

I've had these wondering eyes.

Almost choking to death swallowing all my vitamins and supplements at once would of been hilarious.

Say what again.

Andre 3000 makes rapping sound easy.

I can learn to forget.

Denim jeans are gross.

Liverpool gonna give me an ulcer. #lfc #ynwa