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jacobschell.bsky.social
I don't like to talk about myself. So naturally, I'm on social media. Pretty much getting by on caffeine and NDRIs.
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He was humiliated last weekend. This weekend he bombed someone. My guess is there is a relationship between those two events.

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A new app details where your food comes from — and just how fragile the global food system really is. A “first of its kind" tool could help untangle the complex global web of food supply chains and make it more resilient to climate shocks. grist.org/food-and-agr... #Food #Technology #Agriculture

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This is indeed more of a life skill than I'm willing to admit.

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What I’ve dared, I’ve willed; and what I’ve willed, I’ll do!

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The world needs more brave elected officials like this. Budapest's mayor says the city will organize Hungary's Pride march as a municipal event celebrating freedom in a move to circumvent a law that allows police to ban LGBTQ marches. www.reuters.com/world/budape...

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#books #booksky 📚

submitted 7 days ago • 52 comments

silently eyeing the vast blue eye of the sea

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

You love to see it.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

For today - and all days. Thank you @bayoakomolafe.bsky.social

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Attention is an addiction.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

So glad that people with one foot out of the door get to make decisions that the rest of us have to spend the rest of our lives dealing with 🙄

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I don't even need any distractions to do this.

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You’ll be too young to remember, but there was a time when you could wake up as many as three mornings in a row and not find the world had lost its fucking mind.

submitted 9 days ago • 61 comments

So... anything newsworthy tonight? #baddaytostopsniffingglue

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Thanks, phone 🙄

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“We’re Americans” 🇺🇸 😕

submitted 84 days ago • 158 comments

So happy to bring this annual post of mine to Bluesky! #baseball #openingday

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The year is 2026. You have been arrested and exiled to a Mr Beast Content Zone where the Geneva Conventions do not apply

submitted 94 days ago • 166 comments

Oh good one!

submitted 95 days ago • 123 comments

Starship is “not trying to revolutionise the space industry; if it were, its concept, design, and testing plan would be totally different. Instead, the entire project is optimised to fleece as much money from the US taxpayer as possible, and as such, that is all it will ever do.”

submitted 96 days ago • 25 comments

Alright doomscroll friends, here's a thread to 📌 on safeguarding yourself. First, a guide to protecting yourself from government surveillance as Donald Trump vows to go after his enemies and exploit America’s digital surveillance machine to do so.

submitted 101 days ago • 99 comments

“A common misconception is that illiberal populists want to eliminate dissenting voices. This is wrong. The goal is not total control of information, but to usher in a state of permanent war in politics.” www.prospectmagazine...

submitted 106 days ago • 4 comments

By the sweat of your face you shall eat bread, till you return to the ground, for out of it you were taken; for you are dust, and to dust you shall return. -Genesis 3:19 #ashwednesday

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Remember: Today is a great day to support your local, public library! 📚💙

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If you continually reload the UPS tracking page, it makes your package arrive quicker, right? ...right?

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment

Happy birthday to me!

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Finally managed to capture the 30 seconds per day that she is cute instead of being an absolute demon #cat. #Abra #egyptianmau

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With alt text

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They all want to follow the precedent of Ancient Rome until it’s time for the billionaire to die in a military expedition against mounted troops.

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