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jacqwolk.bsky.social
Garden variety neurotic and general arty-crafty type. Will make stuff for love and/or money.
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WHAT THE HELL EVEN WAS THAT?!

Thank the gods I didn’t miss the orange shitgibbon doing anything horrifying during the hour and a half we were just at a no TV restaurant for my MIL’s birthday oh wait

Choose the form of the Destructor!

Was stoked to go to the #NoKings march in the Loop today, laughing as i made my sign (not my best work but what I could pull out of my butt before bkfst) then read the news. My instinct is to turtle up and bemoan the state of the world. Not today though. Tears later

I want to draw Tr*mp’s head on an ape’s body for my protest sign tomorrow but I can’t stand staring at his fucking face long enough to do that

Met Rodney Dangerfield on the Atlantic City boardwalk when I was nine

I pretty much won’t live with myself if I dont take action on 6/14. Thing is, I have my 20 yo high needs autistic daughter in tow. While the concept of politics is lost on her, she is actually cool with marching at these things. I don’t plan on fucking shit up but don’t trust the cops. Should we go?

Love how ICE is showing up at the workplaces of the immigrants who supposedly came here to be unemployed and sponge off of the system

I love when people complain that they voted for Tr*mp bc “he was only supposed to deport the BAD immigrants, not my neighbors/friends from church!” when it was crystal clear he was gonna use the Burns Omni Net method of deportation

Happy halfway to Halloween, to all those who celebrate

Tired: *corporation supports Pride Month* ghod Pride Month has gotten so commercial Wired: *corporation pulls support of Pride Month* boycott their ass

Before you DM me, just know I look like this.

fuck

So if Yam Tits wants to know what it’s gonna take for people* in America to have more babies… has he thought about actually creating an environment in which parents want to bring children? (*It probably goes without saying that he only wants white people to have the babies)

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Got home from visiting with the family of the 35 yo SECA from my daughter’s school who died suddenly last week. He told them she was one of his favorite students. (I’m not crying you’re crying.) I need to stop indulging in “why does G-d let the shitty people live” already and get back to planting.

This is the one true perfect example of masculinity someone tell those weirdos on Fox News in this essay I will—

Shocked and sad to hear a special ed assistant at my daughter’s school just died. He looked well last time I saw him and was easily half my age. WTF? He was so there for students during COVID virtual class, v cool dude. I feel terrible for the students who lost such a warm and helpful aide.

Think I’m gonna put up footage of that Louisiana plantation burning on my flat screen TV this Christmas instead of the Yule log

I hope everyone is enjoying #Eurovision

Parked in front of a house that has a wheelchair, adjustable tray table, oxygen tanks and framework for an automatic bed on the lawn. They’re being hauled away by a clean out truck and I feel like I should at least remove my hat to show a little respect or something

An incredible documentary about a very dark day in my hometown’s history, on this the 40th anniversary of the MOVE bombing in Philly LET THE FIRE BURN - official US trailer youtu.be/p9eCA0bIezA?... via @YouTube

So the new Pope has roots in both Chicago and Philly? We’ll see how well that works out

Can’t WAIT to see what @harebrained.bsky.social comes up with to commemorate the new Pope

Me: um, I think “jawn” is way more of a thing in Philly vernacular than “mahoff” (the latter of which is my first time hearing) Author: oh. and how many graphic books of YOURS have been published, Jackie? Me: ….

@elleseabee.bsky.social If you hurry I think you can still make the red eye out of ORD to LAX tonight

Rush, at the Philly Spectrum. My friend and I were 13 and the grownups let us go by ourselves so I felt COOL. Rush showed cartoons between opening bands and I was hoping to get a contact high from all the weed smoke. In true dork fashion I proudly wore my concert t shirt to school the next morning.

Just found out one of my friends died by suicide this AM. It was in a very specific way and sadly not the only individual in my group I’ve lost in that manner. I’ll not insult her memory by assuming I know her motives. I just hope that she has found peace now.

Happy birthday to Iggy Pop and Robert Smith of the Cure and of course, to this guy right here (give or take 28 years)

Me: until you stop trying to bolt every damn time I open the door, you’re wearing these collars *goes to bed* Cats: fuuuuck that Me: *wakes up to find girl cat’s lower jaw stuck in collar and boy cat’s collar completely gone* WTAF?!

The US just joined Russia and North Korea in voting against condemning Russia for the war in the Ukraine. I am off to cry myself to sleep now. Good night.

No trip to Starbucks would be complete without me parking my 17 year old Buick right next to a Cybertruck leaving about 4” of space for its owner to open the driver’s side door

Hot take: there may very well be individuals with autism who might never work, pay taxes, write poetry or use a toilet. But RFK is treating it like a tragedy instead of humans worthy of esteem and dignity, and deserving of accommodation and support. He can go suck an economy size bag of dicks.