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jadefrancis.bsky.social
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Oh my god, I think I cried throughout the whole of this week’s Taskmaster. Mathew Baynton you are ✨ golden ✨

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

My Dad needs a new kidney. So if any of you have kids with knees let me know

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

This is what it feels like to sit on a hard floor when you’re over the age of 20

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Feeling a little silly today

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

So I like steam and I like punk, right? And you’ll never guess what

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

what it feels like to google something

submitted 26 days ago • 9 comments

Looking after dogs is so funny because I get paid to do silly tasks like “re-stuff the goose”

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

In another life I think I would have been a fisherman wearing a hat that says “living the bream”

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Unwell journalists be like, sorry I can’t work today I feel [sic]

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I hate that antipodes is pronounced like antipodes and not antipodes

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Why are they called secretaries. What secrets are they keeping

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I walked into an antiques shop today and asked the cashier if she was for sale. She said sorry, I’m not a ware.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Happy pride month to the Captain from BBC Ghosts. Pom pom 🏳️‍🌈

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

happy birthday gay people

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Clipping your nails is NOT a carpet activity

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

When the judge and the lawyer are secretly in love. Courtship <3

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Pssst. Come join the underground skincare association. It’s held in micellar.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

her: urgh him: URTHFHGJJHHH it was then he knew that he’d outgroan her

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

this dog… the shyest good boy… a worm on a string… a creature from the void…

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Clever of him to diversify into shoes

submitted 32 days ago • 3 comments

It’s honest to god like a flip switched in my brain recently and I am now ready to show everyone my 🥁 … wait for it 🥁 … ego

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Oh wow! That guy from One Direction is doing a documentary about smallpox!

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

this is not my dog. this is not even my bedroom

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

👇 🎙️ tap tap Is this thing on? 🧍

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments