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Ketchup is nasty. Period. It doesn't matter who makes it

Can’t believe nobody wants to go to a soccer game to be kidnapped by ICE

We ain’t beefin bout no nigga WE WANT DEM RACKS

Ok, this fucking rocks. Everyone should be able to use the bathroom when they're out and about.

Dream of Dreams!

Aries supremacy!

Alive..? Huh. 😐

I always love when Trump blurts something out loud that somebody told him, almost assuredly, to be used as subtext. But not President Big Brain. Gotta attack the big cities. Why? Because Democrats. Also you’re kidding yourself if you think this regime leaves power willingly in 2028. Good luck to us.

I'm not a dad for real though. i think that makes this a FAUX PA

My Name is Asher Lev The Bluest Eye Bulletproof Diva

"My very own Louis Vuitton?!?!"

I...

We don't support quitters.

John Hoffman and Yvette Hoffman were hit by a combined 17 bullets from the Minnesota assassin, and both survived and are now recovering. Yvette shielded their daughter. www.startribune.com/john-hoffman...

Mango with salt and pepper>>>>

Our relationship is complicated. But I had many opportunities and expectations because he set a standard. #FathersDay

So this week we’ve had a man impersonating an ICE agent tie up a woman and steal $1000; a man impersonating a police officer assassinate a top Democratic politician & her husband (and shoot another Democrat & his wife); and a man impersonating a king hold a military parade for his birthday

Pastor on Facebook made a very homophobic post, right? Gay dude commented “Why do we have so many friends in common?” His WIFE commented “He’s trying to save souls” GIRRRRRRLLLLLL LMFAOOOOOOOOO.

WHO IS THIS AND WHY IS HE SO ADORABLE?!

Cf. Sartre’s immortal reminder that the fascist, the antisemite, doesn’t have to take anything seriously. Everything is a joke, everything can be laughed off, right up to the moment they pour petrol on you and light the match. And they’ll think that’s funny, too.

I’m a Black Latina and this is not hitting the way ppl think it is. Guilting black folks who are choosing to let others lead for once is not an effective rallying strategy.

HU! U KNOW!

Florida child welfare officers found a 17-year-old living in a shed with no food or water. They sent him to a foster home... and then reported him to ICE, whereupon he was handcuffed and shackled and marched to detention. Not only is that victimizing him again, it violates Florida's own rules.

Sly Stone, the driving force behind Sly and the Family Stone, a multiracial American band whose boiling mix of rock, soul and psychedelia embodied 1960s idealism and helped popularize funk music, has died at the age of 82, his family said reut.rs/4jGAtry

but ... the invasion

Loose translation: You a paper chaser You got the block on fire Remaining a G until the moment you expire You know what it is to make nothing out of something You handle your biz and don't be cryin and suffering

A judge has dismissed Justin Baldoni’s $400 million defamation lawsuit against Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds. The judge, Lewis J. Liman, found that her accusations of sexual harassment were legally protected and therefore immune from suit.

And are so smug about it. Super annoying.

I am on the other side of the world from Los Angeles and I just heard a news grab on our national radio station of Maxine Waters telling a cop "Are you gonna shoot an elected representative? If you shoot me, you better shoot straight" and she remains one of the best to ever do it

The Obamas and the Clintons have many flaws, but they were never silent about the risks posed by Trump. White voters need to stop looking for a feel good hero figure and get ready for what is actually in front of them. There is no Magical Negro coming to save America from America