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jaimeclelandphd.bsky.social
Publishing and education, children's lit through higher ed. Day job: book acquisitions, MLA. she/her
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I know a lot of folks hate phones (I do too!) but this one is just text. Just take a few minutes. We need an avalanche. We need to scare them.

"What movie traumatized you as a child" All of them. It was 1985, there were no non-traumatic movies to watch as a child

Fight for our rights to multi-layered protection against SARS-CoV-2. Submit a comment to the FDA by 11:59AM ET today, May 23, 2025 www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD...   Subject: Federal Government G0007.

How do you feel about frilly toothpicks? I’m for ‘em!

“Here, you throw this away.”

If you do in fact want Covid boosters for yourself or anyone, you can submit public comment to the FDA here: www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD...

bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured

Takes five seconds, and might mean you can still get COVID boosters.

I've done my own research and I'd like the SARS-CoV-2 booster.

“I made this!” can be profound declaration of joy, ask any little kid; hell, I’ve known dogs who would happily drag you over to a hole they dug, just to show it off. I am deeply suspicious of and very confused by people who cheat themselves out of that joy by misunderstanding its source.

I have discovered that lots of people who are not professional humanists are eager to help fund a lawsuit against the administration by professional humanists. Join us. Every $10 makes a difference. Tell your friends who want to do something.

It’s important to pay attention to the fact that there are simultaneous efforts to criminalize mask-wearing by citizens and to standardize the wearing of face-obscuring gaiters by people purporting to be law enforcement.

Apparently Moms of Liberty is in NYC - they're called Place NYC here and they're trying to take over the school board (CECs). If you're a parent with kids in NYC schools you should vote (and let other parents know) and shout out to Tiffany Caban for making the cutest tiktok www.schoolsaccount.nyc

The essays in this volume explore questions raised by Pessoa about the nature of the self, the stability of the text, and the conflict between tradition and innovation. Use code MLA20 to get 20% off or enjoy 30% off as an MLA member: www.mla.org/Publications...

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

When you post images made with generative "A.i.," you're participating in the iconography of bullshit, trolling, and fascism. Just stop.

They're dragging Duolingo on tiktok

Tremendous. By Joseph Fasano. poets.org/poem/student...

New Yorkers, have you called yet? It is outrageous Democrats are working to add a sentencing enhancement for wearing a medical mask while New Yorkers continue to die from COVID-19, be hospitalized, & go on to get #LongCOVID! This whole thing is outrageous and against public health. #NoNYMaskBan

my AI company is shocked, SHOCKED that all the candidates selected by our AI tool are using AI to do the interview

Reminder: There's still time to get the anti-mask policy out of the New York state budget. Call your state senator first thing Monday. bit.ly/no-mask-ban

Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!

If this isn't a cautionary warning for academics then I don't know what is. You are putting yourself one step closer to unemployment each time you use AI to write an email, synthesize literature, code any data, use the socratic method to organize ideas, or write syllabi, lectures & papers.

If your grant was terminated & you are an MLA member (or in a related discipline), please fill out our My NEH Grant Story form. Your story can help inform the actions we are taking to protect the NEH. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

3 ways to fight for the NEH: 1) Talk loudly about humanities research and public programming 2) Join @modernlanguage.bsky.social and/or @historians.org because the more members we have, the more clout we have. 3) Help fund this lawsuit through Paving the Way: www.mla.org/About-Us/Sup...

“The humanities are not a luxury,” said @paulakrebs.bsky.social. “They are a necessity, teaching people vital skills, including how to effectively communicate, construct arguments, evaluate evidence, and build connections across cultures."

“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?” - A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic

It's still not too late to oppose this #maskban bill in NY! Mask bans are about surveillance+ freezing free speech, NOT actual safety.

For the Monday morning crowd: a 🧵on how to appeal your NEH grant termination. Please share with NEH grantees. I also summarized in a shareable google doc, available here: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

happy birthday to Billy Shakespeare who, by all accounts, wrote a whole bunch of sonnets

The reason for the season:

Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment? It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.

Hi! Are you a US researcher who spent time thinking about humans? Then your work is in danger of censorship and loss. I'm here to walk you through basic self-archiving. Maybe you think I am being hyperbolic. You only worked on bacteria! Not your problem. Do me a favor and join me anyway.

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

“You do you” Covid policies left many of us with N95s as our main line of defence against repeat infection. Respirators make public spaces accessible. They allow us to attend healthcare appointments without forced infection. Cutting the people who ensure their quality will endanger disabled lives.

Listen to the public health officials: High-quality masks can help protect you and your loved ones from respiratory-acquired viruses. Mask bans are counter to this common-sense advice. Governor Hochul, New Yorkers have a right to protect themselves. #NoNYMaskBan 😷 via @nychealthy.bsky.social

🧵: My undergrads have written paratexts (title pages & prefaces, frontispieces,&c) for fictional #18thc fictions. Some examples might cheer you up this morning as well. Herewith some sample titles, subtitles, prefatory cautions, &c: _Married Life: Or, Faults and Follies on All Sides_

Mister Rogers never misses

looked up the clip just because sometimes people change his words for captions that end up innocently reshared, but upon finding it decided to share the video because hearing him say it makes it 1000% more definitely true and everyone will listen/believe more than reading it written out

Just draw the fuckin thing yourself. The imperfection is part of the charm. The fact that you drew it is the whole fuckin point. Don't embarrass yourself engineering a prompt, just pick up whatever you have at hand and give it a go. Be a human being.

Thank you to everyone who called their NY State Senator and Assemblymember today! Thank you to everyone who called @governor.ny.gov! Thank you to everyone who called @speakercarlheastie.bsky.social and @leaderasc.bsky.social! Thank you to everyone speaking out to say #NoNYMaskBan!

New Yorkers, today is a #NoNYMaskBan Day of Action! Call your NY State Senator, Assembly Member, Senate Majority Leader Stewart-Cousins, Assembly Speaker Heastie, and Governor Hochul!