jake.vossen.dev - Profile | ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

Wordle 1,434 2/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

submitted 21 days ago • 43 comments

It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

submitted 25 days ago • 945 comments

Ah, choosing to spend his time among the suffering and needy, like Jesus

submitted 28 days ago • 5 comments

Seeing old NFT advertising online feels like the same as seeing the covid "stand here" marks irl

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Turn it around this time?

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

“The proliferation of Waymo cars also means the proliferation of roving surveillance cameras.”

submitted 50 days ago • 8 comments

When you are one hundred percent committed to battling anti-semitism:

submitted 55 days ago • 93 comments

babygirlification

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

girl what are we doing here he’s not your puppy

submitted 59 days ago • 14 comments

Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars

submitted 64 days ago • 47 comments

Confirming, as was obvious from context already, that this wasn’t a one-off. They are routinely using Signal to evade statutory record retention requirements.

submitted 72 days ago • 470 comments

The Vice President and the National Security Advisor discussing how they pre-targeted a building housing civilians.

submitted 72 days ago • 89 comments

submitted 73 days ago • 30 comments

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

submitted 74 days ago • 1796 comments

Tonight an unbelievable 34,000 people gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back. This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008. Also bigger than the 2024 DNC. And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).

submitted 76 days ago • 3456 comments

We got Wooly mice before GTA VI

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Whoever described generative AI as the aesthetic of fascism made a sharp point.

submitted 100 days ago • 54 comments

Rumble podcaster Graham Allen, newly hired by the Department of Defense under Pete Hegseth, has previously claimed that Taylor Swift is “a witch & a devil" who uses "straight witchcraft" & has had "some kind of satanic music." www.mediamatters.org/rumble/rumbl...

submitted 100 days ago • 17 comments

lmao, jesus

submitted 104 days ago • 272 comments

A funny side effect about people booing the anthem is now the crowd feels like they have to sing along in support? Pretty sure that is new

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

The CDC has an ultra-competitive 2-year program to train "the best of the best" to lead public health labs. Most of the current class were terminated over the weekend. www.science.org/content/arti... (by @meredithwadman.bsky.social)

submitted 106 days ago • 569 comments

Want to come work on #SwiftUI at #Apple? Check this out :-)

submitted 106 days ago • 2 comments

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

submitted 107 days ago • 493 comments

MAGA consent machine goes brrrrrrrrrrr

submitted 108 days ago • 96 comments

I don’t know what to call this but flamboyantly evil.

submitted 107 days ago • 252 comments