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IT Security by day, Hobbies include Bowling, Target Shooting, Tech, Video Games, and Pro Sports You can hear me rambling about Pro Wrestling over at ProWrestling.net
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Surprised Mariah didn't go straight to the main roster. They must want to space out their major debuts.

CM Punk in this Triple Threat Match:

Maybe a conspiracy and drug addled white supremacist is not the greatest choice to continue leading companies suffering massive reputational damage due to the self inflicted implosion of his public persona.

Ah yes, the Leopards are reaching the small towns to eat faces.

How do you define the core fan base? Because if we're talking about the people who tweet and skeet about wrestling like it's full time work, I think there's always been an exaggerated in-group perception of their influence and importance. TKO has routinely said internet noise is inconsequential.

In dissenting from the Supreme Court’s disruption of half a million lives by the Trump administration, Ketanji Brown Jackson denounces the majority’s double standard of letting Donald Trump set immigration policy however he wants, and quickly, but not Joe Biden. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...

The last sentence is, of course, wholly inconsistent with the American tradition of judicial independence. Nominees don’t work for the president or his attorney general and they can’t dictate what they will or won’t do.

The Trump administration lives at the nexus of being very online and woefully inept.

Cody definitely lives in the Codyverse with its own version of events because I watched that show and they didn't steal shit. www.fightful.com/wrestling/co...

Spent so long cosplaying as a black person that he's now equally terrible at being white.

I'm curious what other shapes she imagines the Earth might be

Although the Cold War luckily did not end in nuclear fireballs, many of the 220,000 US veterans who observed and participated in 215 atmospheric nuclear tests from 1945-62—along with many civilians working at or living downwind from test sites in the Pacific and Nevada—still paid a very steep price.

The rest of his team: We're getting fucking killed out here. Willow is chained to the ring. Swerve: BRB I'm gonna go find a forklift with a pallet attached to it.

Kenny put the mic up to the one lady who didn't have a fucking clue what was going on lmao

Revenge of the Pointer Sisters

People are going to be really bummed when Mercedes beats Toni Storm but there's no way for Tony Khan to justify how much he paid Mercedes if it goes any other way.

The end result is usually solid, but the initial 88% of the "wrestler awkwardly holds themself into place for a meteora/double stomp" spot always looks like shit.

He got exactly what he asked for. www.fox13memphis.com/news/man-att...

The original sin was failing to send Donald Trump to prison for the rest of his life for mounting a violent coup to overthrow the election of 2020.

A story about why Democrats are losers, in four parts.

Google AI is smoking rainforests like a blunt to produce this dogshit

Lyra Valkyria: My character is rooted in Norse mythology and the symbolism of the Valkyries carrying honorable warriors to Valhalla and Folkvangr.... Internet Wrestling Fans:

She has no interest in the actual definition of the term, only the regime's brand new interpretation that US media will credulously report on once Trump confirms the talking points.

Nobody: Silicon Valley IT Bros: How can I maximize my emotional unavailability and indifference to the needs of my family using technology?

Can you totally reimagine it into what it was 10 years ago?

I'm not a Nazi, I just train my AI to explicitly believe my specific racial grievances.

I think Trump's pathetic servile minions are in a public contest to determine who can tell the most outrageous lie in front of Congress.

“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” ― H.L. Mencken

By the way, Stage 9 cancer is just Stage 4 with a 145% tariff.

Sami Zayn should win Money in the Bank, in my estimation

What do you want him to do? The offseason is Miller Time.

I would love my degenerate hobbies to fund a basic income program. I mostly grow in my back yard but fuck it I'll buy more. It's for a good cause

This account just posts food at British football stadiums and it's the most upsetting shit I've ever seen

If Comey has to answer questions for sea shells, it seems at least as reasonable for Davis to have to explain what he is asking for here.

LOL it was founded as an ideological litmus test