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jakegoldsbie.bsky.social
Actor, novelist, barbecue sauce spokesman
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Not saying that people can't evolve and change their tastes and goals but it's still super weird that Pitchfork is reviewing movies now

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Whenever JK R does a new kind of big terrible thing, she also, by sheer coincidence, has a new sequel in the series of terrible "what if Dan Brown was somehow worse" books she writes under a mans name about to drop because her blackened heart is always duct taped to the ribs of her greed and vanity

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

I realize posting this here is preaching to the choir. But after the Grok White Genocide thing & Ye essentially launching an exclusive Neo Nazi single on the platform... I felt motivated to write about X and how bizarre it is that so many people (news outlets, celebrities, politicians) use it

submitted 1 day ago • 247 comments

@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social Got one for you

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

I don't use Facebook anymore but was checking an event page for set times for a show tonight, and it rules that the comments are all just ticket bot scammers now.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Watching Spurs victory parade while singing Spurs songs to my cat while my wife sits in the other room wondering if a divorce lawyer will give her a hardship discount

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it seems very gross to me to turn an antisemitic hate crime that leaves jewish people of all denoms and politics less safe in america into a one-sided referendum on people protesting the deliberate eradication of gazans

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Damn this is a huge get. I know every big venue was trying to get this interview with Turning Point USA's Alex Clark. If you want to find out whether she also believes every stupid fucking thing that all of these people believe, this is the story to read.

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"Neither Palestine nor Israel will ever truly be free until their societies are liberated from megalomaniacal men who perpetrate demonic acts in their name." Truth

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"here, watch this Fox News comedy segment, it's cringe." no. no thank you. you are being a bad friend rn

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

New Home Is Where record is so good. They knew that someone out there needed an emo Uncle Tupelo and that someone was me.

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Ah hell just learning about the San Diego plane crash's connections to the punk and emo community. Just awful. www.billboard.com/pro/dave-sha...

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Oh man, I was listening to TDWP for the first time in forever like a week ago. This is awful.

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Olivia Chow is a fucking pathetic sellout, a Tory on a bike who couldn’t wait to betray her base on every issue that matters. Hope it was worth it, because conservatives will never vote for you and now neither will we.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

The Blue Jays?

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Home. Sobering up. I can't believe Spurs won. I don't know if Ange is the guy long-term but I sure hope he stays as long as he can. How can you not root for him? Ange forever.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Ange Postecoglou always wins

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Sports are so fucking good sometimes

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Spurs won a European trophy before Harry Kane

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GLORY GLORY TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR

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Our best friend Owen Goal

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BRENNAN JOHNSON

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Bruno Fernandes an Olympic diver

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COYS. Please.

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Genuinely the funniest possible response

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A story about why Democrats are losers, in four parts.

submitted 3 days ago • 215 comments

I generally find The Armed's whole Thing exhausting and irritating but damn if this new song doesn't rip

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Came across this album randomly and it's immediately one of my favourites of the year. A cross between Dillinger Escape Plan, RX Bandits, Minus the Bear, and a ton of other stuff. Insanely sick, highly recommend.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

These people are too stupid to realize liberal Joe Rogan can’t exist because liberalism doesn’t inspire anyone anymore and the person who could breakthrough to young men would be far too left leaning and vulgar to ever gain a democratic mega-donor’s approval

submitted 4 days ago • 43 comments

Loved this. Ange In, COYS, let's win something.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

This guy absolutely looks like a guy that someone would time travel back to the past to kill

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I just finished Andor and after sitting with it for a minute, I think only I am brave enough to say what nobody else is saying about it. That was a good show.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I ate too much pho and now my stomach hurts. First the Leafs, now this. Why does everything I love hurt me so?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

My blessing and my curse but also it's just my curse

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Now to relax without the Leafs in my life and focus on Spurs in the Europa League final. Surely that won't hurt me.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

The Passion is malignant

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I know how this sounds but the Leafs should have traded for Marchand at the deadline. Three picks and they might have a cup. Instead we're here.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments