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And don't guess wrong or you'll get yelled at! Happened to me this weekend when I dared give the agent my ID AND boarding pass, like only some total hayseed would do.

Tough business

It's impossible to make a character so obviously terrible, or the butt of the joke, that the worst people won't think they're the hero. Call it A Few Good Men syndrome.

No more NY politicians who see transit as a money hole rather than the reason NYC can exist

Me before the Yankees stand pat at the deadline

It happened to me: my kid might or might not be allergic to some food and we have to figure out what

Do they know we want him to chicken out?

Which is why we really should have a jungle primary instead of the mostly irrelevant local Republicans getting a top level ballot line for every election

I know other parents follow me. How do you do something like this without putting a huge solo parenting burden on your partner? It feels impossible.

When your endorsement is really going over well

Run, don't walk, to get Talking Heads tickets. Because their primary demographic can't run anymore.

WEAVDOG TAKE MY HAMMY

proud to be on ground floor of a meme

They turned out to be localized entirely inside a local kitchen.

The Yankees series vs the Rockies hugely stressed me out!

This is actually perfect form

You should give people as much respect as they'd give you

I have been condemned to jail for one thousand years for bringing him to the vet

I think it's important that Yankees BlueSky knows that the protagonist of Clive Barker's fantasy/horror film "Nightbreed" is named "Aaron Boone."

Go on

Many don't know this but he's from New Jersey and met Jeter once

It's absolutely wild that for most of my lifetime, even politicians with terrible policies tried very hard to seem respectable in public, and now the winning move for Republicans is to be the biggest asshole you possibly can.

Average Cuomo supporter

Grew up in a generic, pretty nice NJ suburb and haven't been back since my parents moved. Nope.

LVP

Yamasoso