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Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism

submitted 51 days ago • 328 comments

who's on what platform, 2025 edition

submitted 55 days ago • 107 comments

Schumer is failing to condemn Cuomo, failing to condemn Adams, failing to condemn the unconstitutional arrest of a green card holder, and failing to condemn the defunding of university research — just days after he fucked the House and his party over to vote for Trump’s budget. Just unforgivable.

submitted 60 days ago • 85 comments

Why don’t you just sit right there while I slip into something more comfortable (a coma)

submitted 71 days ago • 8 comments

Why do the Lumineers still dress like this

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

This period under Musk/Trump feels like early February in 2020—when a terrible thing was happening with breakneck speed, and the people paying close attention were hair-on-fire about it while the rest of the country carried on as normal.

submitted 92 days ago • 192 comments

Is there a word for when a bunch of private citizens following orders from an unelected billionaire occupy government buildings and cut off communications

submitted 104 days ago • 192 comments

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

submitted 105 days ago • 614 comments

Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die

submitted 106 days ago • 194 comments

Just realized that Mel Gibson and Mel Brooks are two entirely different people

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Hi! Quick note: The Onion accidentally posted a stock photo from a vendor with an AI generated image in it. We pulled the post down once we found that out. Our commitment to not using AI is very real. It's in the union contract to disclose it if we ever do. World is a slop minefield and we're sorry.

submitted 111 days ago • 723 comments

The simplicity of this message does not take away from its importance. We are in an era of propaganda, gaslighting, and information overload. It is vital we say things that are true, and say them over and over, so the truth is not buried in lies.

submitted 112 days ago • 5 comments

i have to confess something. 6 or 7 years ago there was a bubble tea place i visited, and they had 2 tvs mounted above the counter to use as menus. they also had free wifi. and the tvs were connected to the wifi. it was laid out like this but for bubble tea, i'm sure youve seen it

submitted 122 days ago • 2 comments

You can report price gouging landlords from anywhere!

submitted 122 days ago • 49 comments

Ed Balls

submitted 179 days ago • 187 comments

I just went to a bar called King of Wings that was ~~sold out of wings~~

submitted 493 days ago • 0 comments

If you use Instagram's AI sticker generator and type the word "back" into it, it will show you a doggy vagina

submitted 567 days ago • 0 comments