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“We should all emulate the virtues of the rattle snake: strong communication and good follow through” 13 month year evangelist Baking Gym I work in politics, my views/posts are my own and do not reflect my employer’s. Building Code/Housing/HVAC nerd
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Ughhhh 🫠 That fucking tax return hit just right

A driver who almost hit us in a crosswalk rolled down the window to yell “maybe don’t cross the street into traffic!” and boy howdy were they not ready for me to yell right back

Big Years of Lead energy rn

This is literally Ubiquitous Surveillance which was a big society ending No-No in many classic sci fi books. Literally doing to Torment Nexus meme.

"Authorities told WBTV that adults must be held accountable in these types of incidents and should ensure their children are in a safe environment. The driver of the SUV has not been charged at this time, per WCNC."

This is true, but it’s deeply, viscerally upsetting that we need to coddle these people to avoid even worse outcomes. We have to treat them like children. “He lied to you, it’s okay to admit it, let’s work together.”

[norman rockwell guy] i think a specialist in a subject who wants the public to know more and care more about that subject has a responsibility to meet the public where they are instead of deliberately provoking them with pedantry

“Drugs cannot cause behaviors” Whatever, man.

Dungeons and Daddies and The adventure zone are both great, but it’s always a little tough when one of the podcasters is head and shoulders funnier than everyone else Just sub out Travis for Beth and you’ll have the a-team

Some back of the napkin math: there are approx two trans kids in each high school in America, only 1-in-4 queer kids play sports, half of people who plays sports play intramural, and almost everyone who plays sports is bad or middling at it. Ppl are literally talking about one or two trans athletes

Oh this is tea ☕👀

The cutest bollard I saw in Italy

Remember friends: mammals don’t undergo carcinization. That’s for arthropods! Meat eating mammals undergo mustilidization! We default to bitey tube.

I gotta stop finding things out this way/at all

Also ‘area studies’ majors, another commonly shit on area of study, have much better employment outcomes than business majors.

Our nation is three men old

Wife’s plan to “show up to the airport 30 minutes before our international flight departs” actually worked perfectly, which is awful because it means we’re gunna do it again

Apparently after walking 20,000 steps per day for 13 days, on the 14th day my legs give up the ghost

vocal opposition to democratic gerontocracy is nifty because it serves a constructive purpose — passing the torch — and a political one: signaling independence from The Democrats.

During the pandemic, the US implemented the most effective social welfare policies in our history -- programs that worked because they were big enough, simple, and universal. And then we withdrew them. This remains imo the central economic-policy story of our times. davisvanguard.org/2025/05/3hou...

“I no longer believe that freedom and democracy are compatible.” And “Politics gets people angry, destroys relationships, and polarizes peoples’ vision: the world is us versus them; good people versus the other. Politics is about interfering with other people’s lives without their consent.”

1) true 2) no one likes this but the book’s intended audience is like 1000 people total and does not include you or I, its literally and explicitly for policy makers/lawmakers

Chugga Chugga Chugga CHOO CHOO All Aboard for the express train straight to the US Supreme Court www.politico.com/news/2025/05...

As Elon leaves DC we can’t lose sight of the big picture: viciously mocking and shaming anyone who ever buys a Tesla ever again, and that no action taken against a Tesla can be considered amoral

"Iceberg, Greenberg..."

My biggest take away from Europe based on watching other tourists is that the old joke about it being important to take your daughter to Europe so that the first suitor who takes her doesn’t sweep her off her feet is 100% spot on I am swept off my feet tho, great game from my partner, well played

Yes. Specifically a surveillance state targeted at the users of machines that kill ~40,000 people per year and send ~3,000,000 to the hospital Literally every driving infraction should be caught and punished.

Republicans saw that college education relates strongly with voting Democrat, saw college enrollment rates rising, and made a plan.

As always - it cannot be overstated that the electorate is not just uninformed, they are *actively wrong* about many important things and find attempts to educate them on basic facts to be condescending

All the “I hate men” / “young men in crisis” stuff is so fucking funny to me on a certain level because me and all my homies are *crushing it* on the traditional success markers and any attempt to tell people what worked for us would be considered simultaneously ultra woke garbage and manosphere bs