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jalanmiddleton.bsky.social
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The release of a new Will Smith album marks the advent of a new Willennium. Blessings to you and yours. ✨✨

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French secret agents trying to recruit David Copperfield for a heist right now

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Can't decide on the name for my religious chicken restaurant. Do I go with Catholic Church's Chicken or PopeYes?

submitted 123 days ago • 1 comment

This meeting could've been a singing telegram.

submitted 126 days ago • 1 comment

@rhyporter.bsky.social Good morning, fellow Early Mover.

submitted 190 days ago • 1 comment

Well, well, well. Guess I'm part of the Zeitgeist after all.

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Have heard multiple new songs about the Kool-Aid Man today. Man is breaking through to the mainstream for sure

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I'm a headband guy now. #newyearnewme

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Wyatts of the world sound off: how has the rise of GYATT ruined how people say your name

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@rhyporter.bsky.social is the hardest hitting reporter I know. Terrible with news but maxes out that one punching arcade game.

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Hello @rhyporter.bsky.social hope you are well. Have you seen Maurice lately. He owes me $20 from our afternoon golfing. Janice says hello. -JM

submitted 539 days ago • 1 comment

Hello @heathstroganoff.bsky.social I hope you are doing well - JM

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