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jambojeremy.bsky.social
Staunch Reconstructionist. Radical Republican.
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"you should've said sowwy, now we have to depowt you back to south afwica"

Every Pride Month, there must be one messy breakup. I don't make the rules. But the proof is in the pudding today.

lmaooooooo

Putting paramilitary cosplay goons in ramshackle irregular gear on American streets to raid restaurants and apartment buildings and the like is the set of tactics most likely to trigger a mass community protest response right then and there. They're fascists, but they're also stone cold idiots.

Broke the coffee pot earlier and now the TV is broke. What a great day this is turning out to be. Just what I fucking want to do tonight is open up my TV and figure out what's wrong with ti.

the Republicans are at "Costco is Communism" now

Nothing in American politics is more actively anti-inspiring than Chuck Schumer pretending to be tough.

It's Pride Month, so that means getting out of my way when I'm walking at a gay pace

Going out to the gay bar. I will however remain shameful until midnight.

Hornty

I have ripped apart, cleaned, rewired my desk. It's perfect. The monitors are level and floating at the perfect height. It's a matter of about 14 minutes until my cat screws them up.

the 5 year old:

My sex tape, which I do not support, is quite tame compared to what I saw in some of the M$DNC greenrooms. by Glenn Greenwald

This was a big espionage operation and it happened pretty much right out in the open

Also door kitty

Door kitty

Long kitty

I feel like "obstruction" is going to be a very common "crime" for a lot of people

transgender for everyone!

Robby Soave moment

Another big FU from Harvard… free online courses on the US government, the US constitution, civic engagement, and more. pll.harvard.edu/subject/gove...

Maybe we should try electing some kind of body consisting of more than a single person to decide how much we are taxed on our imports.

Every time I get a journalist call for comment now I close my remarks with “members of a government that believes it is not bound by the rule of law are not entitled to its protection.”

if any gay bars around Minneapolis put out an event poster that is just made of AI slop i will stop going ... we have way too many talented queer artists around here that'll do a better job for $10 than some AI slop

wish the Senate even had half this energy ... burn it down, make all the stupid motions, add 3,000 stupid amendments, point of orders, recorded votes, etc BE ANNOYING

Monday was my first time on a wide-body plane (it basically bounces between DTW>MSP>Assortment of Asian Destinations) ... was neat to be on something so big and new - it was only 2.5 years old. idk that's all

Had not thought about these kinds of data sharing agreements ... States should leave them. They'll only be tools for governors loyal to Trump

Got her mid-yawn

If I was Biden, I'm suing Jake over his stupid book. Would it be a successful suit? Nope. But I think he should have to go through it a little, since it's all a clear attempt to smear Biden because Jake didn't get access he thought he was entitled to.

My babies