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Writes the words that others say. Wrote a play that was on in the West End, won a BAFTA for annoying David Beckham. https://www.casarotto.co.uk/clients/james-kettle
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Sycamore Gap II

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One of the many great things about Pop Performer is the title. “What are those lads you see on top of the pops called, Chris?” “Pop performers” “is that what everyone calls them?” “Yes definitely now shut up and let me write Moonraker”

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Found myself earnestly ranking the Confessions films to my wife the other day, like they were Beatles albums or fine wines

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Join me as I achieve one of my more eccentric life ambitions, introducing a film at the BFI

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Wang literally everything on Frankie Dettoris seven winners

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I don’t gamble, so to enjoy the thrill of gaining and losing sums of money unrelated to the exercising of any skill, I simply work as a freelancer

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“Why are you scratching your arse Colm?” “Because I’ve got a

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Always nice to stumble across a baby name whose time has come

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Wow just found out the saying is “horses for courses” not “horses fuck horses” what a meeting

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I guess if we built a sarcophagus over Chernobyl these days some prick would say it was woke

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Well that’s what they always say isn’t it. You’re never as strong as when your reputation’s in tatters

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So this came out when I was 14 and some of the tracks are a bit duff but otherwise

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I mean, this sounds right and matches everyone’s actual experience. But Lisa Nandy has told us the real problem facing the industry is too many people commissioning from offices in London. So who’s right?

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Classic clickbait headline

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(Every apprentice product design task) Team A: our chocolate is called Nice Chocolate. Team B: our chocolate is called Dead Kids Being Shagged By Nonces Chocolate.

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