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P thought Burt Reynolds was still alive, but I told him no, he died in 2018. How else can you explain Pedro Pascal stepping into stardom so seamlessly?

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I want a Slow Horses spinoff where some of them get demoted even further to the Strange Horses and investigate the paranormal.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Dream Journal: Fozzie Bear was trying new material and wanted my opinion. He did a series of impressions of celebrities doing Maori dances - Wakas. Great name, terrible material. Why lead with Hilary Duff?

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

"Fuck you, got mine" used to be subtext. Then it was just text. Then it was just "Fuck you." Now we're into "Fuck you. I want and expect nothing other than your pain no matter the cost."

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

If you have faith and obey Kier during your life, when you die you'll be welcomed into the Great Kierafter.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I'm pro-inequality, where inequality is the fun portmanteau for Severance's Innie Equality movement.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I know the Wilhelm scream, but there are other common sound effects I recognize (like that crowd gasp 'Oooh') but I don't have names for. Is there a place that collects and names those?

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

We don't talk enough about the hardships that the rise of AI has caused, specifically to people named Al who are all going back to being called Allen.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

I used to complain that Frankenstein was the doctor, but then they started calling me Frankenstein's Monster and I want to reconsider my position.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

I just put out a game! Magical Regulators is a game about powerful wizards messing with things far beyond their ken - politics. Players are tasked with coming up with regulations to make magical innovations safe. It's got comedy, chaos, and lots of magic. Also you can level up by making puns!

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Trying to get my head around British football leagues. I think it goes something like this: Champions Championships Champs Chumps Chum Chums (amateur) Is that right?

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If we did statistical analysis of everyone's business emails, do you think that on average, people named Louie would be looped in more often?

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