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janeinsane.bsky.social
Mother, audio book binger, nerd, Discworld, doggo’s, TS, salty, visually impaired, big fan of the shoe bill stork
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All the people complaining that the police have said the Liverpool driver was white British are the same people who made it necessary for the police to say he was white British.

When you see a human or dog who’s really good at something - like Sports or Games or Music - you know that they are good at it because they didn’t mind being bad at it for a very long time. If you really want to do something go ahead and be bad at it.

Israel’s leaders are war criminals. What they have done to innocent Palestinian civilians, families and children is horrific. And no, saying so is NOT anti-semetic

This pic of Freddie Mercury in his waistcoat featuring his 6 cats absolutely cements his place on my dead or alive dream dinner party guest list

*hot wave of rage invades chest, then throat, finally escaping the body as a teeth clenched shut scream * GNNNNRRR

Dropkick Murphys got banned from Twitter for posting this video against Donald Trump and Elon Musk. But they can't ban it here.

i wonder if maybe we should stop writing post-apocalyptic fiction just until we're sure that's not where rich people are getting their ideas

Yesterday they gave £3bn to Thames Water. Today they have to take £5bn off Disabled people. It should be the other way around.

Be the headline you want to read.

Share the media. The news is compromised. We're starting to boil over.

We're just asking questions, fam.

Love this account ❤️

For when your feed throws you a chance to smile as the worlds goes to shit in a loud ridiculous handbag

One is a wannabe dictator and one is the president of a democratic country. Can you guess which is which?

Do you stand with Ukraine? I do.

Trump will have cordial phone chats and arrange friendly meetings with a murderous dictator but when he brings the president of an invaded and brutalised country into his office he bullies and mocks him. He’s not a president, he’s a gangster.

🚨KAY from ALABAMA called to rant about TRONALD DUMP! She had us in tears 😂☎️ #TronladDump #ThePeoplesHotline

The atmosphere in the courtroom must be awful. The poor families and victims having to sit in the same room as the evil that destroyed their worlds.

Nelson Mandela could have seized all the property stolen by the White Apartheid regime when he took power as many wanted him to do. If he had Elon Musk would have really started with nothing, and we wouldn't have to put up with him today.

My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”

I am a climate scientist and this is correct ⬇️

a TSA agent opens my luggage to inspect it and is greeted with a sign that reads, “THERE ARE 100 HAMSTERS IN THIS BAG. IF YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT YOU CAN HAVE ONE OF YOUR CHOICE”

In celebration of the winter solstice, it's the perfect night to make soup in a cauldron over an open fire with your local forest witch.

Dancing today as I FINALLY fit back into my old jeans after 7 years sober and my weight creeping up 4 dress sizes 💃🥹

I’ve reported on homelessness for years and met many, many people who have found themselves in awful situations Every single one of them had more decency and integrity than this privileged plutocrat

The real person of the year.

Alexa find me a local practical course on how to switch off what the fuck face during workplace meetings

Best remake in history! Had to make it in two parts though. I will play this song every damn time a trump voter complains.

I bought my first drill today. A proper one like, it will even drill concrete. It’s more than a drill though, it’s a sign I don’t need and have no plans to find a partner (with a drill) 💅

There should be a maximum number of problems you're allowed to have

Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time

If you're a baby who was just born and you're already crying, sorry but you're not gonna make it

Bit of a reverse Black Friday tip. Go buy a book from an independent bookshop. While the richest companies in the world have another bonanza, put a smile on the face of a struggling writer and bookseller. Thank you x

I love discovering a song and then listening to it 70 times in 48 hours 😈

It’s now Monday. I went to see Wicked on Friday. Never watched it at the theatre, never particularly been a musicals fan. I am STILL crying when I think about it 💚

Make it a crime, lock people up who do this and then it will stop. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a raging snowstorm, and Agatha Christie novel, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, and a basket of emotional support pastries.

If someone said this to my face I couldn’t be held responsible for any extreme reactions that may follow. Its downright offensive to blind and visually impaired readers, and anyone who enjoys good writing with narration #disabilities

One of my favourite poems.

I’m convinced the “do audiobooks count as reading?” argument all derives from those mid-90s summer reading pizza challenges. Folks - we’re all in our 30s and 40s now. It’s no longer a competition. Go buy your favorite pie with your adult money and let people enjoy books however they want.