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The two hour rain delay kinda set up perfectly for me now that we’re in the mountain time zone for a prime time game but then whatever that was just happened.

Look that’s a solid with for Canada simply because El Salvador didn’t decide to rack up line 3 more red cards in that train wreck of a game.

El Salvador and Canada have been drunk and now a ball just hit the sky cam and broke it. Outstanding CONCACAFing

El Salvador is basically playing a game of FIFA after a bad day and seeing how many cards they can get before the game shuts off.

That entire sequence of hearing Unshaken while walking slowly back to camp was one of the most “shit is about to get even more real with these characters I’m emotionally attached to” moments in gaming history. 10/10 and please don’t try to ever top it, you’ll just embarrass yourself.

Imagine not being entertained by the Club World Cup right now.

That’s an absolutely horrific take down off the ball and hopefully Jay just twisted his knee and not seriously hurt.

LSU went about poaching coaches across the board and Jay Johnson has been the most successful one of those hires. Outstanding work.

Ronny Deila is like a lot of managers and will pull the heat on themselves when times are bad and push the praise on players when times are good but damn if these aren’t some strong words that everyone should have internalized a long time ago.

That was fun for like 40 minutes and could have been a different game if the review goes a different direction but the second 45…man there’s no excuse.

I look forward to seeing PRO basically ignore explaining that one.

Haven’t seen the Swiss dominate like this since I watched Cool Runnings.

If yall got any mildly irritating press releases you’re sitting on well…there are worse times to drop them.

Coworkers and I almost called out today to go to the Braves game and I’m not gonna lie, part of me wishes we had so I could have seen that chaos.

Braves are about to have one of the quietest cross country flights ever.

US U18s beat Argentina. #ATLUTD product Braden Dunham got on the scoresheet in the 2-1 win.

Death, taxes and the NCAA regionals being a chaotic bloodbath.

It’s not normal to come back to major league pitching and just start smoking line drives. Ronald is an alien.

This seasons LA Galaxy team is right up there with 2019 LSU as far as “we got a title but god, we’re going to make you pay for it the next year”

In no particular order -Garth Brooks at the Omni (goat performed live) -Coheed when they did the SSTB anniversary show -Larry and his Flask at the EARL (they were brilliant but man, you could see they were going to burn out) -Elton just before COVID

I have questions about the managerial decisions by the Atlanta area baseball team right now

Someone wanna let the Canes know that game 2 has started?

Spurs winning a European trophy was one of the more straight forward things to happen in sports today and that’s terrifying.

This has been a hell of a drunken night across the sports landscape. Good lord.

The penalties in this DC/Charlotte shootout are a cry for help

Lmao and down go River Plate

New plan: random countries should offer citizenship to NFL players and convince them to represent them in the 2028 games. Imagine Estonia giving Justin Jefferson citizenship and seeing him suit up for them.

2s going to another shootout on the road because of course. Had a lead and lost it but Wesseh earns the tying PK that Armas put away. Better team in the home stretch of the match. They keep fighting real damn well.

Look, the funniest outcome would be for the Galaxy to only win their LAFC matches for the whole damn season

This is “late stage WCW” level hilarious story telling by the NBA.

If you think this if Fine, please go also watch Jon Bois talk about the greatest marathon ever youtu.be/M4AhABManTw?...

At this point everyone on that field has the energy and decision making of your standard Media Match

All the TST teams watching this and knowing they’re going to have to top it (and they probably will for drunkenness)

Inter and Barca are just playing a game of FIFA while drunk.

Leafs and Knicks both are primed to give their fans more hope and then absolutely soul crushing pain than they’ve had in a long time.

Every fanbase that wins a title has people that think and say “this was amazing. I’m not even worried about next year” God heard those Galaxy fans who said that and said “bet”

Honestly, I’d go to every Rockies game I could because you’re almost certainly going to see something you haven’t seen in years, each and every night.

The Rockies might the actual Lou Brown team from Major League.