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jasonclevine.bsky.social
There's no love in fear.
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Make your father proud by knowing it’s 'Father's Day,' with an apostrophe.

ME: *points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug* CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug* ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*

Couple things I learned today: - Seniors are extremely fired up about this - "Fuck ICE" is a normie position now - People are MASSIVELY pissed off about Sen. Padilla being wrestled to the ground in LA - We all we got, we all we need

The next civil war has begun. Shots fired, literally. Prepare.

These are the people that make America great 🇲🇽🇺🇸

@chriswarcraft.bsky.social Got any good video of your stuff?

SAGES got a facelift! Check out the new site at sages.org and please share comments/feedback.

Elon Musk gutted the federal government, dismantled key institutions, and cut off food and medicine to some of the poorest people on the planet. By leaving DOGE, he’s trying to restore his reputation and rescue his struggling businesses. He should never be allowed to recover.

"He asked you to shoot at people who weren’t shooting back,” growled Vimes, striding forward, “That makes him insane, wouldn’t you say?” “They are throwing stones, Sarge,” said Colon. “So? Stay out of range. They’ll get tired before we do." Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

On brand.

When the time comes, the misery and deaths that Musk has and will cause throughout the world should be the first words written about him in his obituary.

CLEMENTS SMASHES THAT HOMERUN SUBSCRIBE BUTTON AND UCLA WINS OFF A TWO-RUN WALKOFF HOMER! BRUINS WIN 4-2!

That was a bs call

Slightly Ruin a Song Title: "Jaime's Got a Squirt Gun"

Behold the beauty and power of my camp kitchen. 6 burners of elegance, grace, and good food.

I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal

Q: How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? A: Ask them to pronounce the word 'unionized.'

2019: Pelicans win Zion Williamson draft lottery, trade Anthony Davis to Lakers 2025: Mavericks trade Luka Doncic to Lakers, win Cooper Flagg draft lottery

In the spirit of Mother’s Day, here’s a clip of Björk two-piecing a reporter who was stalking her and her baby.

From Belfast

Man this dude rules I love this shit youtu.be/0QWP4IZOu0I?...