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I kinda want a bathtub like Francis’s in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.

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Communion will now be a shot of Malort and the corner piece from a tavern-style pizza. #newpope

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Whatever happened to that puppy Narwhal that was born with a tail on its forehead?

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JD Vance killed the Pope.

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Whisky-leaks.

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No lies told. #china

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From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.

submitted 57 days ago • 1969 comments

Pharmaceutical ads are keeping background actors employed.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

KEEP CALLING. PEEL OFF ALL DEM SENATORS YOU CAN. ☎️: (202) 224-3121 Tell them to vote NO on Cloture and NO on CR. Vote is pushed to after 1:15ish for now. Situation is fluid. The only public YES votes are Schumer and Fetterman. They need 7-8 total. KEEP CALLING. Call retiring Senators too!

submitted 68 days ago • 3105 comments

They want to cut USPS - so they can own it. They want to cut Amtrak - so they can own it. They want to cut Social Security - so they can force you to use private financial firms more. They want to cut Medicare and the VA - so they can force you to use private healthcare more.

submitted 71 days ago • 213 comments

It’s a “windows open” kind of day in Chicago.

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He 100% will not buy a Tesla today.

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Conservatives warning about George Soros but make the footage Elon Musk

submitted 71 days ago • 75 comments

Democracy dies in decorum.

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The Democrats continue to choose decorum over democracy. #stateoftheunion

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Why do they hold spin classes in dark rooms?

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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

submitted 86 days ago • 2139 comments

Nazis won 142 seats in the German elections. That’s not good.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not the only one that always thinks it’s Horatio Sanz in Idiocracy, right?

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whoever keeps screaming "oh god fuck me Aquaman" needs to keep it down because my wife is trying to take a bath

submitted 96 days ago • 11 comments

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

submitted 97 days ago • 1222 comments

It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest

submitted 98 days ago • 1514 comments

Here's a list of DOGE staff, assembled and annotated by my colleagues at BI. Whatever you do, please don't share it. www.businessinsider.com/doge-staff-l...

submitted 99 days ago • 116 comments

"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy" KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #superbowl

submitted 100 days ago • 166 comments

Looking forward to the Chuds losing their minds over this halftime show. #superbowl

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Hollywood execs: What if we just re-made every animated movie into an over-CGI’d live action movie?

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The United States Military Academy has just eliminated all Cadet clubs and activities for POC. Most of these have existed for decades like the Society of Black Engineers. They were there when I was a Cadet in 1987. All of the religious ones remain. This isn’t DEI. It’s white Christian Nationalism.

submitted 105 days ago • 2789 comments

The worst drivers are those that do it for a living (uber/lyft, cabs) and anyone from Michigan.

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This is fine, right?

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

2 insurrections, same President.

submitted 105 days ago • 857 comments

The DEI caused the plane crash narrative is a distraction. The tariffs are a distraction. Whatever insane nonsense Trump spews that the media will chase like cats chasing a laser light is a distraction. The only story that counts right now is the wholesale hijacking of control of the US government.

submitted 107 days ago • 1018 comments

Two plane crashes in 3 days - are we great yet?

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

PROP - PR Over Policy. Don't confuse them. He is flooding the zone. He knows that media will cover everything he does. Getting people upset. Which helps give him more coverage of the upset people. All just talking about him. Dems need to be strategic.

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Auschwitz was at the end of a long process. It did not start from gas chambers. This hatred was gradually developed by humans. From ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder. Auschwitz took time.

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My fellow Cishet white dudes: It's going to be very easy to put our heads in the sand the next two years and just look away for our own well being and sanity. But we can't just look away. Our trans friends need us. Our queer friends need us. The women in our lives need us. They can't win this alone.

submitted 121 days ago • 43 comments