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jasongancedo.bsky.social

Husband. Chef/Omelette Master/Chief Burrito Roller. Atheist. Animal lover. Science. Cheese. Black Lives Matter. 0% vegan. Resistance 2.0. Guitarist/Bassist. I miss Anthony Bourdain.

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“Desperate times call for desperate measures.” - Me, opening a bottle of tequila.

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The best ICE is crushed ICE.

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Oh, I guess Stranger Things is finally coming back after waiting just long enough for everyone to lose interest.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Taking the high road is fine, but have you tried blistering sarcasm?

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Don’t forget to punch a nazi if you happen to encounter one today.

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Hey, if you ever feel like reaffirming your hatred of racist fuckheads, you should watch “A Great Divide”.

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Did someone say taco?

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Good morning, Worm your honor.

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Do you like meatball sandwiches?

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Every artist deserves to own their intellectual property.

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Sometimes I’ll get a craving for oatmeal, so I’ll make some. While it’s cooking I wonder why I don’t eat it more often, then I take a couple bites and I’m like, “oh yeah, now I remember”.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Evidence suggests I need more coffee.

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Sure, doing stuff is fine, but have you tried napping?

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I like my tacos soft, not thin-skinned.

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We received a gift.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

These lyrics are as relevant now as they ever have been. m.youtube.com/watch?v=I_8r...

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“Desperate times call for desperate measures.” - Me, opening a bottle of tequila.

The best ICE is crushed ICE.

Oh, I guess Stranger Things is finally coming back after waiting just long enough for everyone to lose interest.

Taking the high road is fine, but have you tried blistering sarcasm?

Don’t forget to punch a nazi if you happen to encounter one today.

Hey, if you ever feel like reaffirming your hatred of racist fuckheads, you should watch “A Great Divide”.

Did someone say taco?

Good morning, Worm your honor.

Do you like meatball sandwiches?

Every artist deserves to own their intellectual property.

Sometimes I’ll get a craving for oatmeal, so I’ll make some. While it’s cooking I wonder why I don’t eat it more often, then I take a couple bites and I’m like, “oh yeah, now I remember”.

Evidence suggests I need more coffee.

Sure, doing stuff is fine, but have you tried napping?

I like my tacos soft, not thin-skinned.

We received a gift.

These lyrics are as relevant now as they ever have been. m.youtube.com/watch?v=I_8r...

Future headline: “Donald Trump Incinerated In Golf Cart Mishap. World Rejoices.”

Will they tell us when he dies, or will they go full-on Weekend at Bernie’s?

No more donations from me until he’s removed and convicted. Stop asking.