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Which Premier League team do you support? What led you to choose them? My team: Leeds United A historically successful team with a large fanbase that spent close to twenty years floundering in mediocrity and ineptitude spoke to me on a spiritually irresistible level. Yes I’m also a Vols fan. You?

The Hunt for Red November

Incredible, again, from Mac Glocky www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6hW...

what the fucking fuck is this shit?

I couldn’t tell you the last time Nashville’s weather was this consistently mild. Just between 55-80 for days in a row. Had my window open for nearly a week now. A proper Spring! In this economy!

Big moment for the women’s Euros in the States this summer - Fox Sports announced that 19 matches will air on the linear FOX channel, with 11 on FS1 and only one match on FS2

Need to rewatch Edgerunners soon.

glances at timeline no

Been playing a lot of Cyberpunk 2077 lately and just had something amazing happen. My character passed an attractive woman on the street that I attempted to stop and talk to. She immediately pulled out her phone and told me to fuck off. 10/10, pefect gaming experience.

seen three deer on my run

if you’re hiring for a social media manager, social strategist, content manager, etc, I’d love to chat

Don't know how long that brown recluse was chilling in the floor between my feet, but I'm sure glad it was cool about it.

We have a new cavity (boo) That they can take care of today (yay)

I continue to learn more about the personal life of UNC’s football coach than I ever remember agreeing to.

Teeth: The Cleanening (which hopefully does not later turn into Schedule: The Frustratening)

Someone did an incredible combined transcription of Between the Buried And Me's Parallax EP and Parallax II album into an old school video game sound, and I can't stop listening to it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2Y-...

/creates Libero GAN, a generative tool for pitching the worst assemblage of policy ideas no one actually wants

Lack of game recognize lack of game. When you know, you know.

Opportunity is Nowhere, eh?

THE RAINMAN???

Only 5 players with 50 or more caps; 15 players with 10 or less. We begged for years to see a broader pool of players between tournaments, and Emma Hayes is delivering.

being rid of Korbin Albert and calling up Lo' Labonta for her first cap is one of the biggest upgrades of vibes you could have asked for

whatever is in the sea is simply not my business

I just created a quick map depicting which portions of the United States are now (as of today) or will imminently be (by early June) without 24/7 local National Weather Service coverage (per Washington Post reporting). #CAwx #CAfire #CAwater #ORwx #AKwx #WYwx #KSwx

What a move, Lando

Welp

Banging rendition of the Italian anthem

R9!

The Doctor!

Today, we find out: is Oscar Piastri Himola?

Meets the moment www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_8A...

Just rewatched Steph's 4th quarter against France. That shit was so ridiculous.

Good evening, severe weather.

I have learned that literal Soylent Green exists in 40k as Soylens Viridians.